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Hack, Slash & Burn, Book 3
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Daniel Wisniewski
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Todd Herzman
About this listen
This is the world of Halanor's last stand.
Kashan, the capital of the Lorilan Kingdom, still stands after surviving a siege against a million-strong Darktouched army and a gods damned Legendary Black Dragon.
Despite their massive win, the world of Halanor is still overrun by Darktouched enemies. The Emperor of Talna himself has turned to the Darkness, and Kashan is the last bastion of Light left in the world after the Protectorate abandoned them.
Calder is determined to banish the Darkness from Halanor and take back every single city that has fallen to the Dark. To do that, he must become a force to be reckoned with—a true powerhouse of unbridled destruction.
Only then will he be able to protect his world, once and for all.
Hack, Slash & Burn is a medieval LitRPG fantasy series with portals to other worlds, different classes, stats, levels, and spells.
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