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December 1874
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are looking forward to a traditional Christmas with plenty of food, alcohol, and the odd duel. But then Death meets Elizabeth, a young girl with unusual gifts, who needs their protection.
When other children start going missing throughout London and the Prime Minister himself asks for their help, they have to put down the brandy and mince pies to solve the mystery while—as usual—saving the world from an unspeakable horror.
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- By: Andy Martino
- Narrated by: Andy Martino
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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The ensuing scandal rivaled that of the 1919 "Black Sox" and the more recent steroid era, and became one of the most significant that the game had ever seen. The fallout ensnared many other teams, either as victims, alleged cheaters or both. The Los Angeles Dodgers felt robbed of a World Series title, and fended off accusations about their organization. Same for the New York Yankees. The Boston Red Sox were soon under investigation themselves. The New York Mets lost a promising manager before he ever managed a game.
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Take away the 2017 WS Trophy!!
- By Sonny on 07-10-21
By: Andy Martino
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Dragnet: Volume 1
- By: Jack Webb
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Original Recording
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Dragnet was an American radio series, enacting the cases of a dedicated Los Angeles police detective Sergeant Joe Friday and his partners. This volume contains episodes of Dragnet that released between 1949 and 1951, including "Big Job", "Claude Jimmerson", "Child Killer", and "The Big Escape".
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Dragnet Fan
- By Stephanie Rogers on 03-22-22
By: Jack Webb
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The Briar Book of the Dead
- By: A.G. Slatter
- Narrated by: Jess Nesling
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Ellie Briar is the first non-witch to be born into her family for generations. The Briar family of witches run the town of Silverton, caring for its inhabitants with their skills and magic. In the usual scheme of things, they would be burnt for their sorcery, but the church has given them dispensation in return for their protection of the borders of the Darklands, where the much-feared Leech Lords hold sway.
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Great standalone read
- By Ally on 09-10-24
By: A.G. Slatter
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X-Men: Mutant Empire, Book One: Siege
- By: Christopher Golden, Marvel
- Narrated by: Nancy Wu
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Magneto, the X-Men's oldest, deadliest foe, has taken over a top-secret government installation that houses the Sentinels, powerful mutant-hunting robots. The X-Men must fight to keep this deadly technology out of Magneto's hands. But the Acolytes, Magneto's fanatical mutant followers, stand between the X-Men and victory - a victory that’s quickly slipping away - for a more ruthless enemy, the US government, holds the X-Men responsible for the installation's takeover!
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"To Me, My X-Fans!"
- By Ross on 04-27-20
By: Christopher Golden, and others
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The Luna Missile Crisis
- By: Rhett C. Bruno, Jaime Castle
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 14 hrs and 57 mins
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The year is 1961. The Cold War is in full swing and the space race is on. Russia aims to send humanity to space. But what if space comes to humanity instead? Yuri Gagarin’s epic flight into space is disrupted when an alien Mothership jumps into orbit, causing a cosmic car crash that defies all odds. Everything changes. The US and USSR must quickly put aside their differences. In exchange for the Earth’s help in the rebuilding of their Mothership, the mysterious aliens, the Vulbathi, offer promises of technology beyond humanity's wildest dreams.
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A Real McCoy of Science Fiction Goodness
- By Ecualegacy on 02-21-20
By: Rhett C. Bruno, and others
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Dragnet
- Official Files
- By: Original Radio Broadcast
- Narrated by: Jack Webb, Harry Morgan, Old Time Radio
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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Dragnet was radio's most successful police procedural series, and by far its most influential, shaping an entire generation's view of law enforcement, and bringing police work to life in carefully-documented detail. Never sensationalistic, but always a gripping listening experience, Jack Webb's signature creation remains the standard against which crime dramas are judged. Webb, who produced and directed the series, stars as Sergeant Joe Friday in gritty dramas of unprecedented realism.
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Big "Joe"
- By Anonymous User on 07-13-21
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Elemental Mastery Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: DB. King
- Narrated by: Alex Perone
- Length: 39 hrs and 55 mins
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For all his twenty-one years, Zephyr has been a cultivator of the Carefree Path and a martial artist. He always assumed he would take the vows and become a monk, but his plans are thrown to the wind when he receives a letter from the Grand Sage to attend the Schools of Elemental Magic. Gifted with the system known as the Codex of Ascension, Zephyr intends to master the various elements in record-breaking time. Alongside two other students who bear mysteriously similar origins, his school year promises to be more than he could have ever imagined.
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Okay for a long road trip
- By Sailfish on 01-05-25
By: DB. King
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The Old Time Radio's Greatest Detectives, Collection 1
- By: Black Eye Entertainment
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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The Golden Age of Radio had incredible detective shows that kept Americans glued to their radio sets. Families gathered around their living room radios to hear their favorite Hollywood stars voicing fiction’s most famous gumshoes. This collection includes Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade searching for the Black Bird in The Maltese Falcon in a radio adaptation that co-starred the original film cast of Mary Astor, Sydney Greenstreet and Peter Lorre.
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Great detective stories
- By Amazon Customer on 02-12-22
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Becoming Crone
- The Crone Wars, Book 1
- By: Lydia M. Hawke
- Narrated by: Carol Schneider
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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For Claire Emerson, there is nothing ordinary about turning sixty. First, there are the crows. Then, a pendant that unlocks a gate to a house in the woods—which comes with a snarky gargoyle, an entirely too-sexy wolf shifter claiming to be Claire's protector, and a legacy that turns her reality upside down. Because divorced, menopausal grandmothers with creaky hips and hot flashes? They don't just randomly discover they're next in a long line of powerful women protecting the world from the dark magick of Mages.
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Proof that you do not have to use sex to tell a story.
- By E on 07-05-24
By: Lydia M. Hawke
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Death on Tap
- By: Ellie Alexander
- Narrated by: Carly Robins
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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When Sloan Krause walks in on her husband, Mac, screwing the barmaid, she gives him the boot. Sloan has spent her life in Leavenworth, Washington becoming an expert in brewing craft beer, and she doesn't have time to be held back by her soon-to-be ex-husband. She decides to strike out on her own, breaking away from the Krause family brewery, and goes to work for Nitro, the hip new nano-brewery in the Bavarian-themed town. But then she finds one of Nitro's competitors dead in the fermenting tub, clutching the secret recipe for the IPA.
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Series Review throught Book 5
- By Carolyn on 04-09-22
By: Ellie Alexander
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The Oremere Chronicles Omnibus
- The Complete Series
- By: Helen Scheuerer
- Narrated by: Angele Masters
- Length: 52 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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At 16, Bleak lost the only person she cared for when her mentor died at sea. Now 19, she still misses him terribly. She needs him more than ever. That’s why Bleak drinks. But the haze of the mead and wine has hidden something from her. Her powers have grown more than she knows. Others have noticed. When the king sends his top commander to take her, Bleak is too hungover to resist. But he isn’t the only one who needs her for their plans. What does he want?
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“Whut?”
- By Anonymous User on 02-08-23
By: Helen Scheuerer
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White Sands, Red Steel
- The He-Dog Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Keith C. Blackmore
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
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Crazy. Brutal. Unpredictable. And those are their good qualities. A pair of foul-mouthed mercenaries go on a suicide mission in this otherworldly fantasy. After accepting a mission that no one wanted, He-Dog and Ballless travel the treacherous Lands of the South to the glittering city of Foust. There, they find the fabled walls under siege. A vicious, seething army of Beastmen surround the city, intent on sacking it and feasting upon every last citizen within.
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Took 30 minutes for me to get hooked...
- By Rob Carter on 04-29-20
What listeners say about How to Be Dead Boxed Set: Books 4-6
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- Rebekah Young
- 04-16-25
Can’t wait for more!
I love everything about this series. The characters are quirky, brave, and fun, the dialogue is smart and engaging, the story is captivating and the narrator captures the tone and feeling of every character. There is just enough action to keep one in suspense without the endless battles some books engage in. Love these books and I can’t wait for the next installment. I wouldn’t hate it if this was turned into a television series…as long as it stays true to the characters and some nitwit doesn’t ruin it.
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- GeriatricMillennial
- 02-12-24
Character development
The first three books in this series told one story, and I would characterize that story as a fun romp inspired by several 1980’s pop culture classics.
This box set contains three books, and each book is a separate story that gives more depth to the characters introduced in the first series. The humor is still there, but it feels like the overall story gains some maturity, for lack of a better term.
I fell in love with these books several years ago and was thrilled but anxious when an audio version was released. Poor narration can ruin even the best books. Dan Calley did a wonderful job. I feel like his narration added texture and extra humor (humour for our UK friends) to the stories, since I at least rarely conjure accents for characters when I read stories in print. Dan not only gave each character its own voice, but I believe (ignorant American, here) he even used distinct regional dialects. I thoroughly enjoyed this iteration of Dave Turner’s books.
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- wisconsinclark
- 02-16-25
Hope Dave Turner will give us Books 6-8 someday
Loved every moment of every single story in each of the six books. Truly a bargain to get three for one. While some of the books may be short, this is one series where I would spend a credit and not complain about the length.
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- Dee
- 06-30-24
Will leave you begging for more!!
Serious… hilarious… humbling… addictive and will leave you tapping your foot hoping and praying there will be additional books!
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- Derek L.
- 05-10-24
Death has a near-life experience and all the bodily functions along with it
Liked a little back story got threaded back into the continuing story and Dave's circle is starting to expand a little bit
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