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How to Survive a Unicorn

By: L.G. Estrella
Narrated by: Fred Berman
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Are you being attacked by a pissed-off unicorn? Has an angry basilisk slithered into your camp? Is a dragon about to eat you? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you.

Our world is full of monsters. Some of them are happy to live and let live, but the majority of them are vicious jerks. If you want to survive, then you need to know what to do when things go wrong.

Don't settle for speculation or the ramblings of a tavern drunk. Get the facts about monsters straight from a legendary hero who has fought just about all of them and who has befriended a bunch of them. Whether it's krakens, vampires, or werewolves, this book has all the information you need to ensure your survival.

©2023 L. G. Estrella (P)2024 Podium Audio
Dragons & Mythical Creatures Fantasy Humorous Fiction Funny Witty Werewolf Vampire Comedy
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It’s different

It like listening to 1 guy talking about his life experience, we can connect the dots to know the main character. Very detailed about fantasy creatures. A lot of humor which I enjoy most. Narrator is so passionate, he makes the book more interesting.

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It’s an encyclopedia of mystical creatures. Not a story

For what it is….. it’s fine. However I was expecting a story not an encyclopedia of mystical creatures. The explanations are humorous. I really like this author’s work but frustrated that the explanation of the book was so vague as to what this book really was.

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Mr Estrella can write anything and I will read it and love it

An interesting tale in his wonderful world. A completely different take than the usual and very appreciated

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Loved it loved it loved it!

What a wonderful book and as usual, the narrator was fantastic. I’m going to replay it now!

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A Lot of Fun for Old and New Fans of L. G. Estrella Alike

Very enjoyable in its own right, but also full of fun Easter eggs for fans of the author’s other works. I was particularly happy to hear about the Unconventional Heroes’ Spot’s ultimate destiny.

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Not your “standard” L.G. Estrella book, but I’m loving it!

Warning! This is different from the author’s other works. I’m loving it, but it’s not a standard story. It’s short vignettes and instructions from a hero who has survived lots of fearsome monsters. There is a story thread woven through, but it’s not on the surface. The narrator’s great, but it might not be the right listen for you. Give the sample a listen to test it out before you buy it,

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Nothing like her other works and not in a good way

Lete be clear. I LOVE every other L.G. Estrella book! This book is a man talking about magical creatures like some old western cowboy describing all the dangers in the West. The narration is a bit flat and the book seems fairly repetitive so it really drags on. made it half way through before calling it. I'm hoping it's a binder so she can join all of her "worlds" together. Any other book by her is top tier excitement and adventure strung along with witty humor and well developed characters

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I really tried with this...

First of all I am a massive fan of the author. I love the Unconventional Hero's & Attempted Vampirism Series a TON!

But this...

Well, I really tried to make it past chapter 3 and just couldn't; the 3 chapters discussing unicorns and virgins vs. non-virgins and all that was just too much. I felt it was super cringey. I was really looking forward to the book :( but I guess every author has 1 that is unique and not for everyone.

I encourage all to at least give the sample a listen and see if it is your cup of tea, and if it isn't, you should check out his other stuff; it's head and shoulders above!

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Not worth it

I have historically liked LG Estrella’s writing, but this book doesn’t compare to the other books
There’s no story, it is a “how to book”. Essentially, unless you are a virgin or carrying a cute wild creature you’re going to die painfully.
I couldn’t get past chapter 3.

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Awful. Not a story, just fake facts.

What a waste of a credit. Love the author but this isn’t a story. It’s literally what the title says just instructions. I want my credit back!

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