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K.F. Breene
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Previously part of the Magical Midlife Kickstarter. This is a bonus story that plays into elements in Magical Midlife Battle. It should be listened to AFTER Magical Midlife Alliance. It isn't necessary to the overall series arc, but rather a fun little aside into the lives of the Ivy House Crew.
Edgar does not cheat in flower shows. He might use a magically enhanced serum, but anyone could do that. It's not his fault the other competitors don’t know magic exists!
But when the Ivy House crew goes to the pre-show to support him, it becomes clear that someone should've been watching Edgar much more carefully. What he's done is way worse than overgrown flora.
While Jessie is dealing with that, she gets a shock as she discovers photos of her ex with his girlfriend…turned fiancée. And while the flood of emotions can be ignored, the desire to show off Austin on social media is not.
After putting Mr. Tom in charge of the flower fiasco, she decides to take Austin on his perfect date. Her goal: to have one thing go right in her life. Just one thing!
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Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good. But as they say, all good things come to an end. One year later, I’m a widow. My joints are starting to ache. Gram is in the nursing home, and dead people think my home is some kind of supernatural bed-and-breakfast. Gluing body parts onto semi-transparent people has become a side job - deceased people I’m not even sure are actually there.
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Pwf perfection!
- By Biggs_bookshelf on 05-02-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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Robert
- A Forty Proof Novella
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
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In 1876, we were called to Savannah, Georgia to help with an infestation of demons. If we'd known what we, my wife Evangeline, and I, were walking into, we'd have run the other way. As it was, we shared tea with a vampire and stepped into a battle we did not understand until it was too late.
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Robert!
- By Deirdre G. Robertson on 11-11-24
By: Shannon Mayer
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Magical Midlife Madness
- Leveling Up
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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"Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to come with a do-over option. But when my husband of 20 years packs up and heads for greener pastures, and my son heads away to college, that's exactly what my midlife becomes. A do-over. This time, though, I plan to do things differently. Age is just a number, after all, and at 40 I'm ready to carve my own path. Eager for a fresh start, I make a somewhat unorthodox decision and move to a tiny town in the Sierra foothills.
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NOoOOooo! It's Over
- By Taryn Sikes on 02-29-20
By: K.F. Breene
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Magical Midlife Dating: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
- Leveling Up, Book 2
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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The decision has been made. Jessie has taken the magic and all the weird that goes with it. Including wings. There's only one problem - she can't figure out how to access them. Through a series of terrible decisions, Jessie realizes she must ask for help. Gargoyle help. But she could've never predicted who answers her call - he's an excellent flier, incredibly patient, and a good trainer. He's also incredibly handsome. And interested.
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Disappointing but okay
- By Raven's Maven on 08-21-20
By: K.F. Breene
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Cloudy With a Chance of Witchcraft (A Paranormal Women's Fiction Romance Novel)
- Grimm Cove, Book 1
- By: Mandy M. Roth
- Narrated by: Allyson Voller
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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When it rains, it pours...and sometimes love finds you even when you can’t find yourself. Fate has given me a second chance at the happiness I once knew in the odd Southern town of Grimm Cove. But only if I can come to terms with some rather eye-opening revelations. Supernaturals are a real thing. I'm a witch. My high school sweetheart, who happens to be the Chief of Police in Grimm Cove, is my fated mate and a wolf-shifter. Ghosts exist and can be very nosy and meddlesome. Someone is murdering witches left and right.
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Kinda sexist and ridiculous
- By Nikki Rose on 10-31-20
By: Mandy M. Roth
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Born in Fire (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Demon Days, Vampire Nights World, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Elliot Dash, Holly Adams, James Lewis, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Original Recording
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Supernatural Bounty Hunter isn’t the sort of thing you see on LinkedIn. But with a rare type of magic like mine, I don’t have many options. So dangerous or not, the job is mine. And it was going fine, until an old as sin vampire stole my mark, and with it, my pay day.
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Absolutely worth it to get this version
- By HB on 11-03-22
By: K.F. Breene
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It’s a Wonderful Midlife Crisis
- The Good to the Last Death Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good. But as they say, all good things come to an end. One year later, I’m a widow. My joints are starting to ache. Gram is in the nursing home, and dead people think my home is some kind of supernatural bed-and-breakfast. Gluing body parts onto semi-transparent people has become a side job - deceased people I’m not even sure are actually there.
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Pwf perfection!
- By Biggs_bookshelf on 05-02-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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Robert
- A Forty Proof Novella
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
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In 1876, we were called to Savannah, Georgia to help with an infestation of demons. If we'd known what we, my wife Evangeline, and I, were walking into, we'd have run the other way. As it was, we shared tea with a vampire and stepped into a battle we did not understand until it was too late.
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Robert!
- By Deirdre G. Robertson on 11-11-24
By: Shannon Mayer
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Secret of McKinley Mansion
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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It's no easy job being the town nutcase. Ella knows from experience. She's grown up in a quaint little place with people who pretend the extraordinary isn't happening around them. They ignore the bumps in the night and won't talk about doors closing by themselves or items moving mysteriously. They also won't talk about the old woman who haunts the streets. Those who do are fibbers, begging for attention. But Ella knows it is no lie - when the lightning cracks and the rain thrashes, someone goes missing: a child, lost to the night.
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Not what I expected
- By Debra on 11-26-20
By: K.F. Breene
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Born in Fire
- Demon Days, Vampire Nights World, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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Supernatural Bounty Hunter isn't the sort of thing you see on LinkedIn. But with a rare type of magic like mine, I don't have many options. Dangerous or not, the job is mine. And it was going fine, until an old-as-sin vampire stole my mark, and with it, my pay day. Knowing I'm poor and desperate, he has offered me a job. I'll have to work by his side to help solve a top secret case. Everyone knows not to trust vampires. Especially a hot elder vampire.
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Entertaining New Series
- By HWin on 06-23-17
By: K.F. Breene
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Braving the Elements
- The Darkness Series, Book Two
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Victoria Mei
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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Sasha has always known she was different, but now she also knows that the shadow men she’s seen all her life, are real. With a life goal of fitting in, Sasha hopes her strange abilities will finally make true friendship a possibility. Unfortunately, her magic doesn’t function like everyone else’s. What she thought would make her belong, sets her apart now more than ever. Stefan, all but promised to a different woman, has tried to keep his mind on his duties instead of the irresistible and free-spirited human.
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Love Stefan & Sasha
- By Madeleine East on 11-24-20
By: K.F. Breene
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The Trouble with Witches
- Shadowvale, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Shadowvale isn’t typical small-town America. The sun never shines, the gates decide who enters, magic abounds, and every resident bears some kind of curse. No one knows this as well as raven shifter Deacon Evermore, who, like everyone in his family, has a curse. While his position as Shadowvale’s peacekeeper lets him use that curse for good, he’d rather live anywhere else. He stays for his family but doubts he can last much longer.
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A left at the door review of Trouble with Witches
- By Liadan on 06-18-19
By: Kristen Painter
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Sin & Chocolate (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Demigods of San Francisco, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: full cast, Matthew Pauli, Andrew James Spooner, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
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Kieran is here for revenge. He's here to kill the most powerful man in Magical San Francisco—his father. He'll destroy anything in his way. And I've managed to catch his eye. I live in the shadows for a reason, split between the worlds of the magical and the mundane. I'm a punching bag for both societies, but with the magic of Hades, it's the only way to stay alive. To stay free. If the powers that be knew what I was, they'd slap me in a cage and make me their weapon.
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Nope
- By Asaki on 03-31-24
By: K.F. Breene
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Midlife Magic & Magnolias
- Paranormal Women's Fiction (Magic at Midnight, Book 1)
- By: Meredith Carlisle
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
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It wasn’t until I lost everything—my home, my marriage, even my career—that I started to wonder if our “family curse” might be more than an unfortunate turn of phrase. Now turning forty-five, the age at which every woman in my family dies, I need answers not only for myself but for my two daughters. And I’ll see every specialist in the country if that’s what it takes. But when a lifelong friend discovers a link between my strange family history and an abandoned estate, I can't pass up the opportunity to learn what happened before the death certificates started piling up.
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Awesome! Funny! Well read!
- By Hope on 01-17-24
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The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
- Nocturne Falls, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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After seeing her maybe-mobster boss murder a guy, Delaney James assumes a new identity and pretends to be a mail order bride. She finds her groom-to-be living in a town that celebrates Halloween every day. Weird. But not as weird as what she doesn't know. Her groom-to-be is a 400-year-old vampire.
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A Major letdown.
- By Paul on 12-06-18
By: Kristen Painter
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A Cage of Crimson
- Deliciously Dark Fairytales
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Tillie Hooper, Tyler Donne
- Length: 15 hrs and 33 mins
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It was supposed to be easy: find the drug maker. Find her, and drag her back to the dragons to deal with. She deserves death for what she's done. For someone like Weston, the best alpha in the world, the one who shuts people up just by walking in the room, it would've been. Until he learns what she is. Finding a fated mate is nearly impossible. Very few are able to do it. But the call of their bond is unmistakable. Against all odds, and in the worst situation imaginable, he's found his true mate. Her.
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The story line didn’t mesh with previous character development
- By Brandi Geer on 07-10-24
By: K.F. Breene
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The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar
- Sam Quinn Series, Book 1
- By: Seana Kelly
- Narrated by: Samantha Desz
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
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Welcome to The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. I'm Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd in charge. I run my business by one simple rule: Everyone needs a good book and a stiff drink, be they vampire, wicche, demon, or fae. No wolves, though. Ever. I serve the supernatural community of San Francisco. We've been having some problems lately. Okay, I'm the one with the problems. The broken body of a female werewolf washed up on my doorstep. What makes sweat pool at the base of my spine, though, is realizing the scars she bears are identical to the ones I conceal.
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potential emotional triggers
- By Sharon on 06-21-21
By: Seana Kelly
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Chosen
- The Warrior Chronicles, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
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It is said that when war threatens the world, one individual will be selected by prophecy to lead the Shadow Warriors out of the Land of Mist and reclaim the freedom that has been stolen. Shanti has grown up under the constant threat of war. Since she helped her people defeat a raiding party by using a special power, she's been a hunted woman. Carrying rare abilities and an uncanny fighting aptitude, Shanti is the only hope of salvation for her people.
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Writing is a bit rough but story is engaging
- By Karissa Eckert on 04-27-17
By: K.F. Breene
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Shadowspell Academy: The Culling Trials: Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene, Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
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I had no idea how those words would change my life. Or how they’d changed my life already...until the day the most dangerous man I’ve ever met waltzed onto my farm and left us a death sentence. In an invitation. My younger brother has been chosen for the prestigious, secret magical school hidden within the folds of our mundane world. A place so dangerous, they don’t guarantee you’ll make it out alive. If he doesn't go, our entire family will be killed. It’s the same invitation my older brother received three years ago - the same place where he mysteriously died.
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Good but...
- By darina davis on 08-15-20
By: K.F. Breene, and others
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Taken by Fate
- The Alpha Territories, Book 1
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Summer Roberts, Tyler Donne
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
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Plucked out of the Collector’s Pens, auctioned off to a vampire contingent, and sent across the ocean to the Alpha Territories was not exactly how I planned to spend my week. Actually, scratch that. I had planned the first bit. But I was supposed to be sold to the werewolves so I could save my friend from a fate worse than death. Instead, the bloodsuckers have me and so far? It's not going great. I've been shoved into a corset and made to look like an extra on the cast of Bridgerton, all to take part in the Harvest Games....
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Just nope!
- By CLL on 10-30-22
By: Shannon Mayer
What listeners say about Magical Midlife Flowers
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- Mary
- 01-01-24
This series never disappoints
I like the different parts of the story covered in this novel, including the emotions one goes through after leaving and moving on after a long abusive marriage. Main character’s ex is a classic narcissist and this series does a good job pointing it out while that is just a side story and not the main focus. Love the characters and their funny dialogues and interplay. This is my favorite series ever.
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- Cynthia Day
- 01-04-24
I want more!!!
So great an insight and adventure to anyone who is like bing this series (and that’s anyone who reads or listens to it!)
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- Cyn or Peter
- 03-04-24
Edgar is my boo
Lol , Fantastic, Nicole Poole once again does a fantastic job bringing life to Edgar. I can't get enough. Thank you.
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- Wendy
- 03-26-24
Better story
This was a bit more lighthearted, like the start of the series. I liked that! Love all the characters, would just love to see a return to a lighter mood.
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- Bookaholic
- 01-14-24
Killer Flower
This was one of the best, the battle with the attacking shifters was great. The ending left me wanting more and wondering when the next book is coming. I loved it all, excellent narration.
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- ToastyGirl
- 01-15-24
Wonderful, fun novella leaving me ready for more!
I really enjoyed this novella & chance to dive back in with Jessie and the crew. Austin is just the best book boyfriend ever & you can’t help but fall in love with the entire Ivy House crew. I hope this series keeps going for years to come. Nicole Poole is brilliant as always with her narration. Her ability to take advantage of the humor and emotion is fantastic.
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- Jacquie Stolz
- 01-02-24
another brilliant addition to series
KF Breene and Nicole Poole are one heck of a duo in these audio books. KF Breene writes an amazing and hilarious cast of characters and Nicole Poole brings them to life. I love this short sneak peek at the crew and a "normal" outing. so so hilarious
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- Ledgerclan
- 06-16-24
soo damn good!!!
now i am hungry for more!! love this series. I sure hope there is more to cone!
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- Yvonne
- 01-14-24
OMG, Edgar!!
As always, this book was incredible. I can connect with the characters, being in my late 40s and having divorced the rat bastard cheating husband of my first marriage after a year. My second husband of 20 years and the father of my only child is the love of my life. So, I see myself in this series.
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- Wendy Hicks-Owen
- 01-07-24
I can’t wait for the next one!!!!
KF Breene is one of my absolute favorite authors! I love all her work but this particular series is the BEST!! Being in my mid-life myself it just really puts me in the best mood listening to these books! Jessie and her crew are so much fun!
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