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Jay Aury
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The four rules of freelance villainy are as follows:
1. Always wear a mask
2. Never hurt civilians
3. Never kill the heroes you’re paid to fight.
4. And the bad guy always loses.
And the rules worked, until I had to take down the Heroes of Earth to get Psyren back. Now, I'm not only infamous, but have a mob of villains looking to join my 'evil' organization and take over the world. And that's the good news! The bad news is the second biggest villain on the planet wants to hire me to work a fight against his hero daughter.
Which would be fine. It's the job. Except the plot grabbed the attention of a demon having an identity crisis, who's possessing heroes and villains to try and kill me and my harem of villainesses.
Well, no one said my job was going to be easy. And I'm learning real fast how painfully true that can be.
Villain for Hire is a humorous adventure through the world of heroes, superpowers, freelancing, and villainy. Featuring nefarious plots, cats outta hell, puns, Russian nuclear elephant trainers, and horny yandere villainesses, this men's adventure is sure to delight.
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After a mysterious elven princess transports ex-marine Cal Newhart to the mystical world of Telos, he'll have to rely on his wits and newfound strength to protect her and her two beautiful companions against the conquering Vrag army.
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- By MorbiusPrime on 02-11-23
By: Roland Carlsson
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Dungeon Revenant
- A Feast of Souls: A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Nicholas Santasier, Alexandra Cohler
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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Armand, Lich Lord of the Necropolis, is bored. So very... very bored. He's guarded the greatest dungeon in the world against all comers, but the issue is, no one is coming anymore. No adventurers have fought his reanimated dragon. No heroes have fallen into the spike pits. No one's come to admire the menacing décor of skulls and warnings written in blood on the walls. Nothing! So what's a last boss to do when no one's good enough to challenge his dungeon? Why, build a party himself of course!
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Amazed
- By tyquan on 06-05-24
By: Jay Aury
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Astral Odyssey
- By: Virgil Knightley, Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Dorian Hawke's daily routine was pretty straightforward. Wake up, pull his weight around the village, eat potatoes, go to bed. Not too shabby. Not very interesting, maybe, but it was honest work. Then a boat falls like a meteor from the sky. Next thing he knows, a gorgeous elf and stunning faun tell him that magical blood runs through his veins, and they need him to navigate their ship through space.
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Going on a trip in our favorite pirate ship. 🎶
- By DaynenMc on 05-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Goblin Apocalypse Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 18 hrs and 12 mins
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Thirty years after a failed invasion of the goblin home world, power technician Kevin wakes up in a wrecked Imperial Marine dropship with no clue how he got there. Worse, the planet has been devastated by a biological weapon, and the few survivors are bloodthirsty mutants.
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Great series
- By IsekaiRomance on 12-12-24
By: Michael Dalton
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Monster Girl Farm
- A Farm LitRPG Story
- By: Simon Archer
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
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When Jerry follows the trail of his missing uncle, he discovers a mysterious monster-girl and an equally mysterious region called Delom where everything works like a video game. But there isn't time to gawk, because Jerry's inherited his uncle's farm, once the most famous animal breeder in Delom, and everything is falling apart. The animals are low level, there's not enough food to keep their health up, and a greedy developer wants to put Jerry and the farm out of business.
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Not what I expected and not in a good way
- By Eric on 04-17-21
By: Simon Archer
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Villain for Hire Omnibus 1
- Babes and Badguys
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane, Edward Black
- Length: 21 hrs and 9 mins
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As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
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a pleasant surprise?
- By Nicolas on 10-27-24
By: Jay Aury
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Becoming the Paladin: The Complete Series: A Fantasy Harem Omnibus
- By: Roland Carlsson
- Narrated by: Sarah Goldstein, Marcus Jahn
- Length: 31 hrs and 19 mins
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After a mysterious elven princess transports ex-marine Cal Newhart to the mystical world of Telos, he'll have to rely on his wits and newfound strength to protect her and her two beautiful companions against the conquering Vrag army.
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meh
- By MorbiusPrime on 02-11-23
By: Roland Carlsson
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Dungeon Revenant
- A Feast of Souls: A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Nicholas Santasier, Alexandra Cohler
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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Armand, Lich Lord of the Necropolis, is bored. So very... very bored. He's guarded the greatest dungeon in the world against all comers, but the issue is, no one is coming anymore. No adventurers have fought his reanimated dragon. No heroes have fallen into the spike pits. No one's come to admire the menacing décor of skulls and warnings written in blood on the walls. Nothing! So what's a last boss to do when no one's good enough to challenge his dungeon? Why, build a party himself of course!
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Amazed
- By tyquan on 06-05-24
By: Jay Aury
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Astral Odyssey
- By: Virgil Knightley, Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Dorian Hawke's daily routine was pretty straightforward. Wake up, pull his weight around the village, eat potatoes, go to bed. Not too shabby. Not very interesting, maybe, but it was honest work. Then a boat falls like a meteor from the sky. Next thing he knows, a gorgeous elf and stunning faun tell him that magical blood runs through his veins, and they need him to navigate their ship through space.
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Going on a trip in our favorite pirate ship. 🎶
- By DaynenMc on 05-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Goblin Apocalypse Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 18 hrs and 12 mins
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Thirty years after a failed invasion of the goblin home world, power technician Kevin wakes up in a wrecked Imperial Marine dropship with no clue how he got there. Worse, the planet has been devastated by a biological weapon, and the few survivors are bloodthirsty mutants.
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Great series
- By IsekaiRomance on 12-12-24
By: Michael Dalton
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Monster Girl Farm
- A Farm LitRPG Story
- By: Simon Archer
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
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When Jerry follows the trail of his missing uncle, he discovers a mysterious monster-girl and an equally mysterious region called Delom where everything works like a video game. But there isn't time to gawk, because Jerry's inherited his uncle's farm, once the most famous animal breeder in Delom, and everything is falling apart. The animals are low level, there's not enough food to keep their health up, and a greedy developer wants to put Jerry and the farm out of business.
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Not what I expected and not in a good way
- By Eric on 04-17-21
By: Simon Archer
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Realm Guard
- Realm Guard, Book 1
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher, Maeve York
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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After an accident cut my life short, a realm keeper gave me a second chance: be resurrected as a realm guard in another world. Bold heroics and brave adventures? Occasionally; this is a peaceful realm, and outside of guard patrols I need to help protect the beautiful women in the local community. If I can keep the tavern across the street safe, clear the local mine of monsters, and track down the local potion master's missing assistant, things might just work out.
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Fun story and amazing women
- By IsekaiRomance on 12-09-24
By: Noah Layton
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Super Sales on Super Heroes
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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In a world full of super powers, Felix has a pretty crappy one. He has the ability to modify any item he owns. To upgrade anything. Sounds great on paper. Almost like a video game. Except that the amount of power it takes to actually change, modify, or upgrade anything worthwhile is beyond his abilities. With that in mind, Felix settled into a normal life. A normal job. His entire world changes when the city he lives in is taken over by a super villain. Becoming a country of one city. A city state.
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Lot better than I thought it would be
- By Phillip hinch on 07-08-17
By: William D. Arand
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Supernatural Travel Agency Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt
- Length: 27 hrs and 44 mins
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When Alex Kaine scores a job with a small but lucrative travel agency, he discovers its secret: that Mystic Getaways actually controls the Mystic Gateways, a series of portals that open wormholes to dramatically altered, far-flung versions of our own world.
By: Dante King
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Monster Masseur: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Trevor Jordan
- Length: 26 hrs and 36 mins
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Ryker Hayes is a licensed massage therapist, and a damn good one at that. It's a career he's passionate about, and all his plans for life are on track—until he winds up transported to the world of Werifesteria in the body of an infamous warlord, at least. Now all he really wants to do is forget the misdeeds of his alter ego and retire to a life of anonymity with a couple interesting women as his new partners. Together, they open the very first massage inn and spa in all the land, and take on all the responsibilities that come with it. Turns out, it's a lot of work!
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It was a nice blend
- By IMHottinger on 10-16-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Making Supers 1
- Making Supers, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
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When people started to develop superpowers, the world changed forever. Me? I wasn't one of the lucky ones with powers. So I had to develop more mundane skills, skills which have taken me across the globe on dangerous missions. But there are some missions I’ve always had to refuse. I've never been able to take on a super. They're just too powerful. They're gods, whereas I'm just a man, even with all my knowledge and training. All that changes after I discover my dad's secret research project.
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Mono tone
- By Anonymous User on 11-24-22
By: Dante King
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Heretic Spellblade
- Heretic Spellblade, Book 1
- By: K.D. Robertson
- Narrated by: Stephanie Savannah
- Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
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Before the demons invaded, Nathan had everything he ever wanted. Women, power, magical talent, wealth, a fortress full of loyal soldiers. Now, a beautiful demonic general offers him a choice: Die; or start a new life with her in the past and rewrite history. Nathan accepts and is sent back in time to before the end of the world.
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Actually has a story
- By Kel Ward on 06-16-21
By: K.D. Robertson
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To Valor's Bid
- Monster Girls in Space, Book 1
- By: M. Tress
- Narrated by: Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur
- Length: 18 hrs and 37 mins
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Join Desmond as he learns to manipulate mana—a source of power that exists beyond the reach of most people in the universe—meets vastly different alien species, risks life and limb, all while trying to pass classes. If he’s lucky, he will find someone he can trust out here amongst the weird. If he's very lucky, maybe someone he can love.
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piss poor female narration
- By William Burks on 12-06-24
By: M. Tress
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Test Subject
- Escape
- By: A.V. Ray
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Kat Riley
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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When Jack Hammond gets locked up in a top secret facility, he thinks he's finally stopped the nightmare that's been following him. But she isn't the only thing that goes bump in the night. As the newest inmate in a co-ed prison, Jack must conquer beauties and bullies alike. There's just one problem: the facility holds far worse things than he can imagine. He might have a tenacious tomboy and bold bombshell in his corner, but he has to escape if he wants to keep them.
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He does nothing but break mirrors 1&2
- By Bishop on 10-10-24
By: A.V. Ray
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Nano Mage Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: D. Levesque
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Ellory Lane
- Length: 25 hrs and 55 mins
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Zach Riley is a man on the run… from something, or someone, that he just can’t figure out. What, pray tell, might that be? Women who are around him want to jump him, and get him into bed. But Zach can’t figure out why! He simply can’t take it anymore, so he escapes, taking refuge in his own spaceship and he never, ever, leaves it. But his comfortable, if lonely, lifestyle is suddenly thrown into chaos.
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Not for me
- By Kindle Customer on 06-17-24
By: D. Levesque
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My Cottage Was Transferred to Another World Omnibus
- Books 1-3: A Slow Life In Another World Light Novel
- By: Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Ron d'Vous
- Length: 37 hrs and 58 mins
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The Hero of Humanity—the man summoned to slay the Demon King—he went and destroyed all who wronged him, humans and gods included. At the end of his bloody campaign, he had nothing left. He retired to a humble cottage built from the divine, wood of the World Tree that he chopped down. All was well until, one day, the world shook. The Hero wanted nothing to do with it and went to sleep. The next day, he went outside and saw that his property had been transferred to yet another world.
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hoping for more to come
- By Amazon Customer on 12-21-24
By: Sebastian Guzman
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Love Addict's RPG V1.00
- By: Punished Kom
- Narrated by: Alfie Syme, Erin Bateman
- Length: 21 hrs and 16 mins
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Stuck working a dead-end job, another lonely Valentine's Day passes Oliver by. There's a coworker he's kind of into, but irl flirting isn't as easy as choosing the right dialog option and clicking a button, sadly... but what if it was? After a lonely night jackin' it under the influence of Special Californian Gummies™, Oliver awakens to what appears to be a complete psychotic breakdown. System notifications, menus, stats, and so much more RPG crap gets injected into his life faster than you can say, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Schizophrenia'.
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Comforting Relationships
- By Anonymous User on 06-06-24
By: Punished Kom
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Beneath the Ashes Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 25 hrs and 15 mins
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Life beneath the ashes of the old world has never been easy. For Ethan, though, it was simple in Refuge. Living in a small settlement inside a big cave and carving out a life with his little community was all he had ever known. It wasn’t a happy life, but there was little joy in a post-apocalyptic subterranean nightmare besides with the people you fought to survive with. And then he lost it all in the blink of an eye.
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interactions of characters
- By steven m zachelmeyer on 12-19-24
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- Daniel W. Mickelson
- 03-24-24
A great third!
Love the intelligence, grit, and down to earth understanding on where he stands and what he feels his place in society… and the absolute conviction that of you f@*^ with him and his… he will destroy your world. Love that!!
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- BiduscasMate
- 02-22-24
Villany for hire
Villany for hire is an amazing concept.
very enjoyable and the intro of a succubus like character is very welcome,
Some spice to mellow out the story
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- Heath L. Doolin
- 02-28-24
Solid addition
Magnaron is still incredibly fun to listen too with his acerbic wit and interesting life. The ladies do love him and hilariously that is extending into the heroine territory too!
This extended out more of him branching out and having to confront another impressive evil leader in the world. And it looks like he has about had enough with being jerked around from people in lofty positions.
As always, writing is solid, the supporting cast are awesome, and I can’t wait for the next one.
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- Joshua Airington
- 02-22-24
5 stars
👏👏👏👏👏I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Jay Aury!
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- CooJo
- 03-13-24
Great Series
This has easily become one of my favorite book series. My only issue is that the intimate scenes are too vanilla with not much verity. Needs more description, Dom & Sub, FFM and foreplay.
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- Eljin Gorman
- 04-27-24
Great Fun, But my least favorite
I enjoyed the new characters, but the constant complaining from the MC about everything is getting to me. I understand the point is to trivialize or show that the character is competent at whatever is sent his way, but nearly every encounter outside of doing his job. The MC has some sort of snarky responses, says f#^king hell, and then deals with the problem. Rinse, repeat.
What I do love about the MC is when he talks passionately about being the golden age comic book villain and feeding that fantasy to the general public. The new character he coaches leads to great banter. However it does make make Glacia a bit redundant since she was meant to be the upcoming villainess in the business of heroes and villains.
I hoped from Book 3 the CIA woman would be a major player in the heroes and villains business. So we can get an idea of what international heroes and villains are like in the setting.
I do appreciate the evolution of the guy doing his job and others imposing what they think he should be. I do like how the MC behaves as the reluctant hero.
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- Chad
- 07-06-24
Not the end of the series
I thought this book might cap off the end of the series, perhaps leading to some massive climax to resolve everything. I thought perhaps there would be one book for each girl in the harem, with an adventure that focuses on getting them away from an overbearing man (father, former employer, etc) which ends up making them more devoted to the protagonist. Neither of these is ocrrect.
This is just another installment in the series. Hopeully that means there are more books coming.
As always, the book is entertaining. I appreciate that although the protagonist is quite powerful, he isn't overpowered. He still struggles and barely succeeds at times, and there are threats far greater than him in the world.
The job interviews bit is amusing.
I also appreciate that this is one of the few series with some light femsub BDSM content, which I could find more of that.
There's some solid character voice work in here. But... after working together for three books in the same series, the voice actors are inconsistent on pronunciation. The male voice actor pronounces "Glacia" incorrectly. The female voice actor pronounces "Mammon" incorrectly. Those are main characters. Three books in! (Four for the female voice actor.) Apparently they've never listened to the book, and the author and editor never corrected them on it. Come on, guys, this is really basic stuff.
That being said, I still enjoy the series and look forward to more.
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- max
- 03-12-24
great
this was really good like always I can't wait for the next book if you like the other books you'll like this one
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- bill
- 09-24-24
That was really fun
For the series this was one of the better books, I really laughed and had a fun time listening to the good natured evil guy navigating his way through the world
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- Alice Hairsaver
- 03-31-24
MORE VILLIANS FOR HIRE
ELLORY & ANDREW did an amazing job. This series has never disappointed & they have given another flawless performance. I absolutely love this series and Andrew makes the character!
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