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Heretical Fishing 3: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself

Heretical Fishing, Book 3

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Heretical Fishing 3: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself

By: Haylock Jobson
Narrated by: Heath Miller
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In a world where godhood is within reach for those willing to claw their way to the top, only one man has the resolve to reject power and go . . . fishing? Again?

Try as he might, Fischer still can't catch a break. Tropica's forces have just perpetrated the fantasyland equivalent of crashing the king's party, kicking over the punch bowl, and making a series of rude gestures on their way out. Unfortunately, they're about to learn firsthand that when you take a bully down to the mat, it's best to make sure they don't get back up.

Because their enemies are unearthing long-forgotten powers, and if those dabbling in the resulting destructive chi succeed, they could become even more annoying than the time Corporal Claws hid all of Fischer's pants.

Still, as troublesome as existential annihilation might be, the hurdles in one's own mind are a lot worse—and Fischer has more than a little debris that needs to be swept off his mental doorstep. With the help of his friends, it might just be time to take out the trash once and for all.

The third volume of the laugh-out-loud LitRPG adventure series—a #1 Rising Star on Royal Road with more than three million views—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!

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“I can’t think of a single story I’d rather get truck-kun’d (truck-kunned?) into than [that of] the vivid, lush world portrayed in Heretical Fishing, especially if I can hang out with Fischer and his gang. . . . The best book I’ve read this year.” —Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl

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Just as Solid as the Others

Book 3 is just as Solid, if not more so, than the other ones. I love the development and characters. I look forward to more releases!

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its good except, i freaking hate rocky so much

i love the book aside from rocky, he is by far the worst thing in this book

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Good, and stuff

I’m only commenting because it’s a requirement. I’m too lazy to write a review but wanted to show interest for the algorithm.

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Story just keeps getting better!

It is such a pleasure to read these books.

I re-read book 1 and 2 before reading the 3rd- just for the pleasure!

Buy them all- you won’t regret it!

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So much fun, can’t wait for more

This book has a bit more going on than the previous entries, with more world building and plenty of payoff

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Another great addition!

This installment picks up the pace and keeps a good balance between the laid back parts and story progression. A fair amount of connections are made and the series humor is maintained. Anxiously awaiting more of the story and skritches to come. Great destressing story

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so relaxing

how can a book with such power, so much action and even death be so chill and relaxing...

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okay look

No farmer eats pastries for breakfast everyday (much less fresh take out pastries). None of them. That's ridiculous. Anyone who wakes up early and does physically demanding work all day knows that quality protein is necessary as part of breakfast.

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Satisfying Story

I love where the author is taking this story. The plot is honest, the character arcs are sincere, and the pace and prose is quite enjoyable. I can’t wait for the next one!

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I want to be Claws in my next life.

we love this book series!!! new favorite. Heath Miller breathes Life and personality into each character. ( Heath we are a long time fans, HWFWM.) Can't wait for the next book. if you like lit rpg you will fracking love this series.

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