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  • Grilled Armageddon

  • Cooking with Disaster, Book 1
  • By: Dakota Krout
  • Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
  • Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (1,303 ratings)

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Grilled Armageddon

By: Dakota Krout
Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
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Publisher's summary

The world as we knew it is gone. Food and water are poison. Learn the new rules or die trying.

Eli "Nacho" Naches is a fearsome assassin who has lost everything in a post-apocalyptic world full of monstrous creatures. He knows where he fits in this horror show, and he’s only been hanging around to see what’s going to be thrown at him next. When he’s finally put in chains and sent to the chopping block, he goes readily...only to be unexpectedly sent back in time to his younger body with his memories intact and the chance to make a difference.

But Nacho isn’t interested in saving the world. He just needs to save the people who matter to him and give them a chance to survive in a world where everything but the air itself is poison. Knowing that all their lives are on the line, Nacho the battle-scarred killer needs to get his college-age friends to listen to him, plan their builds, and secure a safe location to bunker down. Obviously, each of those goals is an epic quest all on its own.

Welcome to the Juxtaposition. May your future be delicious.

©2023 Dakota Krout (P)2023 Audible Studios
About the Writer-Dakota Krout

About the Creator

Dakota Krout, a heartwarmingly clever author known for weaving fun, punny, and clean humor into his LitRPG fantasy novels, brings joy and laughter to readers through his bestselling series: including Cooking With Disaster, Divine Dungeon, Completionist Chronicles, and Full Murderhobo! His work, celebrated for its wit and charm, earned him a spot as one of Audible's top 5 fantasy picks in 2017, alongside a top 5 bestseller rank that was featured on the New York Times.
Drawing upon his experiences in the Army, Dakota expertly crafts vast, imaginative worlds with intricate systems that captivate and delight. His background in programming and information technology not only infuses his writing with a distinct, logical flair, but also fuels his innovative spirit in managing his publishing company, Mountaindale Press. These unique perspectives shine through in his stories, making him beloved by fans of all ages who seek a wholesome and humorous escape.
Dakota's journey in publishing has been filled with gratefulness, and a deep desire to continue bringing smiles and laughter to his readers. "I hope you Read Every Book With A Smile!" —Dakota Krout
Find Dakota:
MountaindalePress.store
Facebook.com/DakotaKrout
Twitter.com/DakotaKrout
Instagram.com/DakotaKrout
Patreon.com/DakotaKrout

About the Performer

MacLeod Andrews is a multiple Audie, Earphones, and SOVAS Award-winning and Grammy-nominated narrator with hundreds of credits to his name. Perhaps best known for a cinematic approach with full characterizations and intimate deliveries in series such as The Reckoners, Sandman Slim, and Warriors, he's also been noted for his straight reads ranging from memoir to modern classics such as Those We Thought We Knew by David Joy, Jonathan Abernathy You Are Kind by Molly McGhee, and The Passenger by Cormac McCarthy. When not doing books you can hear him in video games, cartoons, commercials, podcasts, and reading you the news on Apple News +. Or check out one of his films.

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I finished this in a day. They story had me laughing most of the time. I only wish the next two books were already out.

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I feel in love with the characters!!! 5/5 10/10 !!!

I love everything about this book the characters the story don’t think about it twice and give this amazing book a go :)

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a fresh fun end of world book

being a lite gamer, I thoroughly enjoyed the context, the characters and the upgrades! I am eagerly awaiting book 2 and 3

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it'll make you hungry

a little slow on the intro but aside from that the puns were great I'm surprised there wasn't a pungent but overall Kick-Ass story

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Something fun and new

The main characters are well rounded. None are super perfect people. It’s nice to see a hero who has to actually practice and learn and isn’t instantly the best ever. I am looking forward to the next book - I am quite interested to know what happens next.

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fantastic in so many ways please make more available

loved the story, plot, and curv balls. love the characters and their chemistry, funny and loving in fantastic ways

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a great Re;live

It's a great story with compelling character's, solid plot, and good imagery. another win for krout, and I can't wait for the next books.

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A Dakota twist on some classic tropes

Most of Dakota’s books I find to be more unique and surprising, but I find the first book to this series to be more of his take on old-school lit-rpg tropes. It lays a solid foundation for the series, but I feel like book 2 will be leagues better and I’m looking forward to it.

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Best story I’ve ever heard. Totally worth listening too
I can’t wait for the 2nd!!

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Great characters

I enjoyed the book immensely. A lot more dark than some of Krouts other books (the cannibalism got to me) but over all the characters were varied and the problems they had to deal with were interesting and realistic. Food truly is the most important.

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