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The One-Armed Warlock: Book Two

By: Durl White
Narrated by: BJ Whimpey
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The humorous LitRPG adventure continues!

The One-Armed Warlock

A cosmetic wizard hat. Some heart-patterned boxers. A pair of trademarked shoes.

Those were the only items I could equip after being granted a second chance at life - all the stuff I met the minimal requirements for, but whatever. I wouldn’t fret. This was my shot to redeem myself and to continue serving the one true Voidlord. Like any warlock, I suppose, I had great ambitions. But first...there was the little issue of finding a way back to Earth from Bognaroth’s Lair.

This is the second leg of my adventure (certainly not the second arm) and how I became known to everyone, even your mom, as the one-armed warlock.

©2020 Durl White (P)2020 Durl White Action & Adventure Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Magic Magic Users Witty Heartfelt
Entertaining Humor • Unique Storyline • Excellent Narration • Wicked Adventures
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The Team of White and Whimsy will soon be as famous as Hearne/Owen Alaonson/Bray for dark wicked adventures. May you be as prolific!!

Wicked fun!

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This book is a blast!! I love how different this is, if you want that itch scratched you didn't know you had, then do yourself a favor and get this book! Well the first one and then this one and then enjoy the umbilical juice YUMMM!

Nub Nub Good!!

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I really really hope there is a book 3456 and so on. This series deserves to be put into its own TV show. This is by far the best book I have listen to in the last year. I would say it’s better than an Ready Player Two and many others. I truly hope there are sequels to come

Big daddy van we need you

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The book was great, the narrator complimented it better than could be expected. Overall I liked it as much as I liked the first and I hope the author pushes out another big, juicy, and maybe a little spicy, volume.

Great Series

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I love how the main character never has anything really go his way and when it does it's not as he's planned

yesssss

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Good story and narration!

The one-armed warlock is back, and continuing his reign of terror! The zanwyness will continue! The victims shall be slain! The entire cosmos will come to know the terror that is the one-armed warlock!!!

BJ did a great job with the narration!

This one was another bundle of laughs, crazy antics, and outright hilarity

I thoroughly enjoy this series!

every bit is diabolical as the first one!!!

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A fun book can't wait for more. I also loved how it mocked The Land Monsters about the cave pooping. I laughed so hard.

another great one

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Very fun!!! Enjoyed every word... This was my first book of this type and I'm hooked on Big Daddy Ben. I love the fact he isn't over the top magical with no errors and he is stumbling through his abilities and quest. Bought first 2 books twitching for more.
Don't leave me hanging for more.. write write write

Still waiting for book 3

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so stupid the first book was good this one was just filler the whole book

trash

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Since the author asked for the feedback, here is mine.

Fantastic job by Whimpey with changing his tone and speed to flow perfectly. That’s where my excitement mostly ended.

The MC basically gets shit on the entire book. This would be okay if it was used for a purpose beyond “creating struggle” and/or for funny reasons, but this is LitRPG. This book, more so than Book 1, and almost zero hero growth. He gains three levels at the very end, similar to a finally seeing some growth in Book 1, but there just isn’t enough growth in this book to keep me interested any longer. Maybe if he got the horns turned in near the end of the last chapter and began farming and benefiting from the epic pants that provide all financial buffs obtain from the minotaur horns ( at this point I doubt he’ll finish that quest next book) then maybe I’d be more excited. His growth is SOOOOO Slow it’s mind numbing. His skill developments are beyond slow. Learning new skills is non existent. Durl, the pocket rat shitter, we need more than this. He's is just constantly getting shit on left and right. I enjoy struggle, but I also need growth to keep me engaged. He didn’t grow at all, except they gave him 3 levels during the epilogue. It needs more. He need war, leveling faster, his own lair, his FREAKING stolen loot bag back, new sells and spells, and/or his new pants that greatly improve financial drops, and more growth for his minions. Maggot shows up, gets smashed into dust, and that’s the end of Maggot for 3-4 chapters. It’s frustrating. I’m on the fence about trying on more, but I may try if I find reviews from Mr. Dural, the herpes ridden, pocket rate pooping, author. Grow Grow Grow by book 3. Grow his forces so he can eventually fight his own God. EVERYTHING is funny, but I skipped a lot of content to just get the story on already, knowing he would get anything new (loot, class, etc).. Please listen write long enough to at least boost him to level 20 was some better Warlock skills and service. Please, I beg you. I don’t want to quit this series, but it stagnated, even if it remains diabolical (and even that was less since most kills were against goals). Please fix and I’ll give you more.

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