
A Neet's Guide to Becoming a God
A Neet's Guide to Becoming a God, Book 1
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Daniel Wisniewski
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By:
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LazyFantasist
About this listen
So... you want to know how to become a god?
Well, I'll be honest: this ain't that type of guide. So why the name, you ask? Well, it sounded good.
My story is an odd one, full of magic, drama, and a whole lot of Bob. Who's Bob, you ask? Listen and find out.
I never really expected to go from full-time Neet to a God, but you know how life hits, right? Well, it doesn't really matter in the end. What matters is how I got there. You know how I said this ain't that type of guide? Well, maybe it can be. Maybe you'll figure some things out along the way—who knows? Actually I do, and you probably won't, but who cares, right? So take a seat in your mother's basement ,or whatever hole you live in, and listen to the story of how I, a full-time Neet, became a God.
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- Narrated by: Brian Nishii
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
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Just yesterday, Ian Raven was a champion in Vale Tudo. His fighting spirit and the desire to win led him to the top of the fighting Olympus. Having met death in battle, Ian made a deal with a mysterious entity wearing the mask of a demon and found himself in a new body and a new world. A world that lives by old traditions. A world in which the law is the will of ruthless clans. A world with disturbed balance. A world hurtling toward the abyss.
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Fight demons and win
- By Robert L. Hamilton on 05-14-23
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Eternity's Bargain: Volume 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Kos Play
- Narrated by: Andrew Tell
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Ken finds himself trapped in a strange world while asleep in a coma. Different from his endless dreams, he awakens inside a next-generation MMO. In desperation, this game’s governing AI somehow dragged him into this world. It offers Ken a bargain: it will grant him an escape from his coma, but he must improve the game’s content in exchange. With seemingly no downsides, Ken eagerly accepts the offer. Things might not be as simple as he initially thought, though.
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Really great!
- By bill on 06-17-23
By: Kos Play
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Weaponsmith
- Weaponsmith, Book 1
- By: D.M. Rhodes, Razzmatazz
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 16 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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In an era in which ancient gods live in the world’s cities together with their mortal followers, forming tight-knit guilds and powerful temples, the disfigured ash-caster and blacksmith Hineni has lived his entire life as a reclusive outcast. Hidden away behind layers of clothing and just as many walls and doors, he only ever leaves the house in the dead of night, so that neither the gods or anyone else can ever see him. However, on one of these night-tide outings, he finds that has gained the unwanted attention of what is seemingly a perfectly normal owl.
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The water made the frogs four
- By Sara on 10-06-22
By: D.M. Rhodes, and others
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Apocalypse Comedy
- Gravity and Divinity System, Book 1
- By: Hunter Mythos
- Narrated by: Zeno Robinson
- Length: 18 hrs and 20 mins
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Jay Luckrun has many interests: street dancing, anime, action movies, comedy, and dashing across rooftops to the point where his bullies nicknamed him Rooftop Weirdo. After struggling to confront his untouchable high school crush at her seventeenth birthday party, Jay adds another interest to his list—Dungeon Crawling in the face of the apocalypse. Jay meets a divine creature who chooses him to become a Champion. Someone with a leveling System, stats, skills, access to other dimensions containing dungeons filled with supernatural loot, and magical powers that’ll alter reality as they know it.
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DEAR....SWEET.....GOD!!
- By Chaz R. on 06-15-23
By: Hunter Mythos
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Apocalypse Station Vol. 1: A LitRPG Adventure
- System Bound, Book 1
- By: Kaz Hunter
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
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The train station harbors danger. Each day, one portal opens, leading to daunting trials and battles of life and death commanded by masked facilitators. Asher is forced to rely on his instincts and his weapon. He must navigate this treacherous world, both solo and with teams, and contend with other players, each harboring their own motives and ambitions. Confronted with unimaginable challenges, every day unveils a new hurdle, and each victory is bitterly earned. In this world intent on crushing him, Asher must fight to survive.
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Please don't waste your time
- By Steven Diaz on 10-16-23
By: Kaz Hunter
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Reborn: Evolution (Warlock Chronicles, Book 1)
- By: Victor Alucard
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
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The primordial waters, full of algae and unicellular organisms...not quite how one would imagine the end of the world, is it? The goal is to evolve and reach the land. Use your teeth, claws, stings, and whatever else you deem appropriate to take down your opponents and survive in the New World.
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Strange but entertaining.
- By Sailfish on 03-22-21
By: Victor Alucard
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The God Machine: An Isekai LitRPG
- The God Machine, Book 1
- By: EmergencyComplaints
- Narrated by: Sean William Doyle
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
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When Luke Bennet wakes in a world where time flows differently than it does on Earth, he discovers his family, gone missing over the last year, has been dead for a hundred years here. Left to survive in the wilderness as marmots, murderous goblins, giant spiders, and a two-ton raccoon all try to kill him, Aros's latest off-worlder must depend on his newly acquired system to help him level up and live to fight another day.
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The MC is an idiot.
- By Steelgator on 10-07-23
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Master of None
- All Trades, Book 1
- By: Shane Walker
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex is broke. He's pretty much always been broke. A misspent youth led to mistakes that led to convictions and plea deals. No career, no education, no hope. Now he has a chance to make things right for him and his family when the newest immersive MMO comes with the ability to convert money earned in the game into real currency. Well, it's cryptocurrency, but that's real-ish, right?
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Meh, Unrealistic and not Exciting
- By David R on 07-22-20
By: Shane Walker
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Final Core: Volume 1
- By: D.M. Rhodes, Razzmatazz
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
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I died and was accidentally reborn as an [angelic monstrosity]. So now I'm building a holy dungeon-tower that is tall enough to reach the gods...so that I can complain about it! But the humans think that I am trying to destroy the world.
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The Cover is Misleading, This Book is Underrated
- By O-C on 03-18-23
By: D.M. Rhodes, and others
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Bitter Reality
- A New Kind of Freak, Book 1
- By: Bananalloy
- Narrated by: Ben Farrow
- Length: 16 hrs and 31 mins
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A newborn dragon is forced to come to terms with his reality: his body is not made of flesh and blood—but of ice cream. No fate is worse than being a failure before birth. His future holds endless troubles and dangers—wild animals, greedy humans, and ancient secrets. What can a small mutated hatchling do? He must grow stronger.
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I thought it would be bad but it was really good!
- By cory on 04-09-23
By: Bananalloy
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Becoming a God Made Easy: A Cultivation-Esque LitRPG
- Theos, Book 1
- By: Arthur Wordsmith
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 16 hrs and 20 mins
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Luke was your typical nine-to-five office drone when he was killed in a head-on car collision during his morning commute. Instead of going to heaven, Luke's soul is brought to a hellish realm on the verge of total destruction, where two supernatural beings soon engage in brutal combat. Defeating her rival, the victorious Arke prepares to claim her prize, the powerful God Seed. But the ancient artifact has plans of its own, offering to soul-bond with Luke, who accepts and flees to the world of Theos to escape Arke's wrath.
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I liked it!
- By Donald on 01-24-24
By: Arthur Wordsmith
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One Bad Roll: A LitRPG Adventure
- Fifth Era Apocalypse, Book 1
- By: Ryan Rimmel
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
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Five friends, gamers for life, gather for their usual game night. Yet, when they use a strange new die they are transported to a fantasy world where all gaming ideas can come true. Together, the party must join forces to deal with the vile Necrolord whose plans will not only threaten this world, but Earth as well. Should be easy for a team of adventurers, but when gaming and real life meet, there are situations which cannot be anticipated.
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Meh
- By Chris on 03-25-23
By: Ryan Rimmel
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A Starbrite Man: A Cyberpunk LitRPG
- Slumrat Rising, Book 1
- By: Warby Picus
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
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Seventeen-year-old Truth Medici scavenges for scraps to eat; weathers his parents' abuse; and battles derelicts, killer pimps, and demons in the soul-crushing stretch of desperation he calls home. Even the cops steer clear of the toxic Harban slums. But just across the canal live the magical elite, with their wealth, flying carpets, gorgeous mages, and custom spell beasts, all thanks to the patronage of the almighty Starbrite Corporation. Getting there, and taking his three vulnerable siblings with him, is Truth's only dream.
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Damn creative and damn good
- By William Parker on 11-12-23
By: Warby Picus
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- Travis
- 05-25-23
I enjoyed it. I’ll give the next one a try. Hopefully it’s as good.
No erotica filler here and how refreshing it is. 10+ hours of a growth story where is the goal is to become a god and to protect his friends while he’s at it. Not bang every chick that walks by. There is a harem element but it’s more like friends with benefits at this point. The scenes that could be considered explicit fade to black.
As far as the narration goes, if you don’t like Daniel Wisniewski buy the Kindle version and you can have Alexa read it to you if monotone narration is more up your alley. Because Daniel does his usual excellent job.
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- somerandomness1
- 06-27-23
absolutely amazing
I've read the first two and while short, they are great progression fantasy books. the remind me of the "swing shift" books if a vit earlier in his life. love every bit of it wish it was longer. can't wait for the third.
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- Mark
- 06-22-23
Good
It was good just not my cup of tea. Did listen all the way through though.
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- Lord Bryon
- 11-22-23
wonderful start
great start to this series in my opinion cannot wait for the next many installments
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- Will
- 09-06-23
Enjoyable.
I really liked the fast paced plot and the character building. This is another one of the good litrpg's that don't crit you with stat spam. On the negative side, I think some of Richard's emotions were savagely overdone. Especially the anger toward the end of the book. Seemed really out of character for our struggling protagonist. All in all, I'll be listening to the next book shortly.
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- O-C
- 05-25-23
Strong Start and Weak Progression
This book starts off really well, with a self-loathing MC and a relatable talking grimoire. Each of them has obvious motivations that happen to align, and I was excited to see how they would work together. The magic system and urban fantasy bits weren't all that unique, but they weren't dumb either.
The problem is that the way that our MC gets back on his feet is both too easy to be motivational, and too rewarding to be realistic. Sure, he uses some magic BS to lose weight and gain muscle, so it makes in-world sense, but it barely takes a month and is skimmed over quite a bit. And worst of all, he suffers no relapses into his self-destructive mindset. Literally zero. That combined with the "rewards" make it feel totally unrelatable.
First off, glow up. He goes from disgustingly obese with terrible acne and rotting teeth to a strong-jawed, handsome hunk in a MONTH. There is very little character growth attached to this transformation, which robs it of everything interesting. It's too slow (a full month long) for him to feel any meaningful imposter syndrome, and too fast (a month that was heavily summarized) to feel like he earned it. It was clearly supposed to be motivational to people in his situation, but totally falls flat.
Second off, the women. All of the side characters are women. His personal trainer? A buff orc chick. His therapist? A hot half-elf babe. His alchemist? A slutty nerd. His goddamn tailor? A handsy fairy milf. It's totally unbelievable, and considering all of them expressed interest in him to some degree, it's kind of disgusting. I personally find harem stories to be unpleasant, and this is sure shaping up to be one. Hell, he's even getting FONDLED by passing women. Are boundaries a lie??
All of this glow up and harem setup are in place of any real exploration of the relationship between the MC and his grimoire, which was the main hook of the story. And by 4 hours in, I have no idea what type of magic user he is. There is no indication of what style of combat he's going to specialize in (full-caster, mind-mage, summoner, power knight, etc.) and absolutely no indications of his limitations. The last part is kind of expected since he's supposed to become a god, eventually, but it doesn't do anything helpful for the stakes.
I was really excited for this book, but can't continue reading it. If you're okay with harem elements, and the total disregard of the self-loathing plotline, then you might enjoy this. Otherwise, give it a hard pass.
TL;DR: Good character setup, but a disrespectful and nonchalant glow-up, and a disappointing supporting cast who all fawn over the MC with no real progression for the interesting character setups. Hard pass.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-23-23
Love it
I like the Narator, and I enjoyed every bit of the story. there were a few cringe worthy moments, but over all good story.
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- Bergj Matthews
- 05-26-23
Pleasantly Surprised
I wasn’t sure what to expect with this one. The name drew me in, and I enjoyed the journey. The narrator is perfect for this story, he has great range and does well at expressing emotions.
there’s definitely a harem aspect but it’s not unexpected for a book on this subject. Nothing explicit, and the female characters are not stupid, or simpering. They are strong, intelligent and independent. The relationships they have with the MC seem balanced.
I’m interested to see how Rick and Bobs relationship progresses. I’ll definitely be checking out the next installment. Story and magic could be move developed. It is difficult to tell what path he is going to take with his magic as a sorcerer.
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-28-23
Really don't appreciate the lack of a harem tag
I have about five hours left of the book and until now it's been quite good. Unfortunately, the author thought this might be a good time for the mc to explore multiple loose relationships out of nowhere. I guess for the sake of showing how different and "free spirited" the magical world can be? The problem is that this adds nothing to the story and detracts very much if you don't enjoy stuff like this distracting from the main story. It's very difficult for me to understand how the author thought this would be a good idea. 1. It's not romantic at all, and isn't written to be. 2. It's not realistic. Just because they're magical beings doesn't mean they don't suffer from the same hang ups as most people do. I suspend my disbelief for the fun story not the complete lack of understanding of how complex stuff like this actually is. 3. It's not sexy and if that was what I was looking for, I'd buy an actual harem book or just search online. 4. Don't disrespect your readers by not including stuff like this in the blurb. Anyone who has even an infinitesimal familiarity with the readership of this genre should know how much of a minefield not being upfront about this stuff is.
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- Trevor
- 08-25-23
Good story and magic system! Fun listen
Good story and magic system! Fun listen. Can’t wait for the series to develop! Excited to see where things go!
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