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If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe

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If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe

By: Jason Pargin, David Wong
Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
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New York Times best-selling author Jason Pargin’s hilarious and horrifying John Dies at the End series continues with If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe.

"Pargin once again delights with scathing social commentary thinly disguised as an outrageous action novel.... This is a feast." (Publishers Weekly)

If the broken neon signs, shuttered storefronts, and sub-standard housing didn’t tip you off, you’ve just wandered into the city of “Undisclosed”. You don’t want to be caught dead here, because odds are you just might find yourself rising from the grave. That hasn’t stopped tourists from visiting to check out the unusual phenomena that hangs around our town like radioactive fallout. Interdimensional parasites feeding on human hosts, paranormal cults worshipping demonic entities, vengeful teenage sorcerers, we’ve got it all.

Did I mention the possessed toy? It’s a plastic football-sized egg that’s supposed to hatch an adorable, colorful stuffed bird when a child “feeds” it through a synchronized smartphone app. What’s actually inside is an otherworldly monstrosity that’s enticing impressionable wayward youth into murdering folks and depositing their body parts inside the egg as if it’s a hungry piggy bank to trigger the end of the world.

That’s where Dave, John, and Amy come in. They face supernatural threats so the rest of us don’t have to—and sometimes even earn a couple of bucks to so do. But between the bloody ritual sacrifices and soul-crushing nightmares, our trio realizes this apocalypse is way above their pay grade.

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Engaging Storyline • Hilarious Humor • Excellent Narration • Emotional Moments • Unexpected Twists • Comedic Timing
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This is another great book in this series. Well worth the price. Great narration too!

Da Filthy

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Another stellar story from Jason Pargin. He’s like a contemporary H.P. Lovecraft, minus the racism. Robert Evans of Behind the Bastards fittingly described Jason’s work as “psychedelic horror”, and I concur. C’mon! Put some weird stuff in your earholes.

Back on the Sauce

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Jason Pargin knocks it out of the park again. Audible requires fifteen words for a review.

So good, it's Da Filthy!

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balls out awesomeness comedic cosmic craziness. pargin strikes again in this book listen and enjoy

this book is dafilthy

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This is Pargin at his best again. I thought the previous book wasn't quite up to snuff, but I loved this one. I still highly recommend listening to all the books in the series, they are all worth reading if you liked any of them.

David Wong in true form.

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and I've liked them all. I'm not, like, smart though. so you know...take that with a big ass Bavarian pretzel sized grain of salt.

my favorite book the author has written so far

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I really enjoy this series and this one may be the best yet. Funny from beginning to end.

Great addition to the series

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Now that's how you troll readers! fantastic! love this series. look forward to what comes next

what a twist

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I just love the writing style and the content of this whole series! I highly recommend beginning the series at the first book which is " John dies at the end"

Best series ever

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I have listen to every book, they are all great this one is the best.

best in the series

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