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If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe

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If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe

By: Jason Pargin, David Wong
Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
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New York Times best-selling author Jason Pargin’s hilarious and horrifying John Dies at the End series continues with If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe.

"Pargin once again delights with scathing social commentary thinly disguised as an outrageous action novel.... This is a feast." (Publishers Weekly)

If the broken neon signs, shuttered storefronts, and sub-standard housing didn’t tip you off, you’ve just wandered into the city of “Undisclosed”. You don’t want to be caught dead here, because odds are you just might find yourself rising from the grave. That hasn’t stopped tourists from visiting to check out the unusual phenomena that hangs around our town like radioactive fallout. Interdimensional parasites feeding on human hosts, paranormal cults worshipping demonic entities, vengeful teenage sorcerers, we’ve got it all.

Did I mention the possessed toy? It’s a plastic football-sized egg that’s supposed to hatch an adorable, colorful stuffed bird when a child “feeds” it through a synchronized smartphone app. What’s actually inside is an otherworldly monstrosity that’s enticing impressionable wayward youth into murdering folks and depositing their body parts inside the egg as if it’s a hungry piggy bank to trigger the end of the world.

That’s where Dave, John, and Amy come in. They face supernatural threats so the rest of us don’t have to—and sometimes even earn a couple of bucks to so do. But between the bloody ritual sacrifices and soul-crushing nightmares, our trio realizes this apocalypse is way above their pay grade.

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Da Filthy

This is another great book in this series. Well worth the price. Great narration too!

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Back on the Sauce

Another stellar story from Jason Pargin. He’s like a contemporary H.P. Lovecraft, minus the racism. Robert Evans of Behind the Bastards fittingly described Jason’s work as “psychedelic horror”, and I concur. C’mon! Put some weird stuff in your earholes.

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Just as good as the others

If you want linear easy to follow stories, this isn't for you. He is one of those writers that must think these things up in an altered state.

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This book is dafilthy

Jason once again knocks it out of the park in the latest installment of the JDATE series I’m already foaming at the mouth for the next one

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He don gone and done it again

He don gone and done it again.



I I I I I I I I

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I swear this is gold.

this is, yet again, some weird ass shit. I love it. just like the last 3, its just insanity. and I can not get enough of it. can't wait to see if another book comes out. hell, I want more movies.

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Moar soy sauce

Or Arby’s sauce if you just. Thank you Jason, I’ve cringed and laughed more throughout this than the combined result of the past five books I’ve read. It’s da filthy.

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So good, it's Da Filthy!

Jason Pargin knocks it out of the park again. Audible requires fifteen words for a review.

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this book is dafilthy

balls out awesomeness comedic cosmic craziness. pargin strikes again in this book listen and enjoy

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David Wong in true form.

This is Pargin at his best again. I thought the previous book wasn't quite up to snuff, but I loved this one. I still highly recommend listening to all the books in the series, they are all worth reading if you liked any of them.

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