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The Gorgon Bride

By: Galen Surlak-Ramsey
Narrated by: Natasha Soudek
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The gods are funny...except when you piss them off. Then they suck. They really, really suck.

Alexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, goddess of wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues.

Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal. For now.

What follows next is a wild, adventurous tale filled with heroes, gods, monsters, love, and war that is nothing short of legendary.

©2018 Galen Surlak-Ramsey (P)2018 Tantor Classics Fairy Tales Fantasy Funny Witty
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Sweet, uplifting story that doesn't take itself too seriously, with a bit of the greek gods and goddesses thrown in. Narrator does a great job with all the voices. Can't recommend it enough. This is the only audio book in my entire collection I've listened to twice within the same month. If people keep putting books like this on Audible, I'm going to go broke...

Great Mood Lifter!

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This book is what officially got me hooked into audible. The story was amazing I cannot put into words how beautiful and wonderful the story was. The way the olympians were written and portrayed stayed as close to their original myths as possible and should there ever be a sequel I’d buy it in an instant. 10/10 would listen to again.

Nothing but Amazing.

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I thought this was okay, not great, but not bad either. The main character was written with totality clueless, but exceptionally clever personality that I didn't really buy, or get into. The voice acting was a low point for me. It was voiced by single woman, so many of the male voices started to sound the same. I think this could have used a second actor or actress to add a little bit of diversity to it.

Meh

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Thank you so much! I absolutely loved this book, and the narration was perfect. I fell madly in love with the characters through their voices, especially Alex and his Gorgon Bride. I wasn’t expecting her to sound so sweet and him so innocent... loved it. I felt like they were both personal best friends to me and wanted to marry them both! I also loved Athena, and her sass, and thought it was brilliant that Hades sounded like a total depressive monotone type, instead of some growly demon jerk, which is how I was expecting him to sound. I really love it when narrators make creative choices, and this narrator rocked it. I could really FEEL all the characters’ personalities while listening, and it’s a huge gift when that happens, in any audiobook. There were so many cool characters in this book, and it was an incredibly fun experience hearing them with this modern twist. Exciting story, too! Great job keeping the listener totally engaged!

I’ve listened to this book twice already, because it just puts you in a great mood

My only gripe is that the sequel isn’t out yet. Can’t wait to hear it! Thank you!

This book is AWESOME... MORE please!!!

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this book was so enticing, I did not want it to end. the book was rich with excitement and adventure. the story was easy to follow but abstract enough to keep you guessing what would happen next. there were chapters that had me laughing while other had me yelling in anger at what the characters were doing. I would suggest to anyone and everyone that they need to read or listen to this book.

too good to stop at one

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the beginning had some promise, but felt very rushed to get the two romance figures together. The adventure that follows has some entertaining moments.

decent adventure with a meh romance.

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I found the story pleasing, and most of the narration good... except for the main character Alex. I'm sorry but he usually sounded like a stoner.... or napoleon dynamite. it just wasnt conducive to the story, kind of broke the immersion for me.

mostly good. a single glaring flaw.

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Or so it should have been called. The parts where he's having fun with uriale is great but, most of this book is the gods making him miserable. I found it depressing after a while but, the ending won't leave you frustrated. Overall I thought this book was good enough that I didn't want to put it down and, would recommend you read it.

The suffering of Alexander Weiss

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I greatly enjoyed Alex's tale of love. it had been both endearing and funny. I certainly hope to add a physical copy of this to my library and shall look forward to hearing more books from this author.

a funny love adventure

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From a pure book standpoint, it was great. Way funnier than I expected, alot of cool moments, solid amount of tense moments too

audiobook wise, the voices were decent but all the guys sounded the same and all the women sounded the same but you get used to it

Great book for sure

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