
This Guild Is Batty!
This Trilogy Is Broken (A Comedy LitRPG Adventure, Book 3)
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Invitation in hand, it’s time for Eve and friends to travel north in search of the legendary Dragonwrought. With a single-minded focus, they’ll trek deep into the mountains, willfully ignoring the onslaught of side quests threatening to derail their journey.
The only things anybody knows about the illusive Dragonwrought, greatest of all the adventuring companies in Leshk, are their deep connections to the dragons that roam the skies beyond their keep, and that they haven’t deemed take a new recruit in decades.
But nobody’s sure exactly how many decades.
Whatever awaits Eve at her new guild, there’s certain to be plenty of foot elementals, lungeons, and other patently ridiculous challenges to overcome and rewards to reap - assuming anyone can figure out what a lungeon even is.
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- TiaKay
- 03-29-22
how do you break a trilogy
you give it more than 3 books. and unlike the plebs. I understand that from the get go.
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- Lanny
- 03-09-23
More of the same
The story is fun and relaxing. I find it a cozy read as the plot doesn’t take itself too seriously.
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- Rysterc99
- 12-25-21
Enjoyable story
I see a lot of people bemoaning the fact that it has the word trilogy in the series title but also seem to forget that we have been following a story of jokes and humor so when the series title said this trilogy is broken I took that literally and never expected it to end with 3 books
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- carl wade
- 10-09-21
I love this series
all three of the book are so good. I say just give it a shot. I the LGBT characters and so funny
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- kyle wray
- 10-23-21
I love this series
Seriously, this series is funny, has great pacing and doesn't have to sacrifice the story to achieve either of these. From my experience, three books in is where lots of writers or narrator's start to get lazy, not the case with This Guild is Batty! I am really looking forward to watching the characters continue to grow and see what insane things they get up to next. oh and did I mention I just flat out love everything about this series? Andrew, J.P keep them coming, you have yourselves a fan.
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-10-22
still not a real fan of the main character
and I really hope that Wes doesn't become an enemy I also hope that things work out for him
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- Randall
- 10-14-21
I love this series!
This series is really fun and funny with a great sense of dark humor and crazy overpowered adventures. I will definitely be getting the next book in this series when it comes out! (Broken trilogy indeed)
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- Luis
- 11-27-21
This trilogy was great
This trilogy was great cant wat for the next book. Loved the story and the reader made it a joy to listen to.
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- Pokezeb
- 04-19-22
Humor
All the way to book three and I still love the snarky humor sprinkled into the low tension scenes, in between moments of action, after the current issue is over, and as chapter titles XD
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-19-21
It goes Drizzt
If you're like me and looked at this book and it's length and thought, how is the story going to wrap everything up in 10hrs? it doesn't, this trilogy doesn't end in 3 books, if I had to guess I'd say at least 3 more are coming, which would be fine, if it wasn't called a trilogy and just a series.
This book is good, it's funny and action packed but I'm not picking up the next one
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