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This Trilogy Is Broken, Book 1
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J. P. Valentine
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The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life's quest. Perhaps she'll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage. Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection.
Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread.
Wouldn’t that be ridiculous?
Eve can’t even begin to guess how or why she’s come by such an absurd life goal, nor how a level-one messenger girl is supposed to complete anything labeled as legendary, but at least she can be sure of one thing. No matter how many wolves or goblins attack, no matter how many speeding tickets she racks up, no matter how many bakeries spontaneously combust as she steps into town, one way or another, Eve is going to get that goddamned bread.
There just might be a few side quests along the way.
This book contains game elements, good jokes, bad jokes, worse jokes, and language strong enough to lift weights. Please enjoy.
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It's a hard life for a young mortal girl, living on the streets. After Lee Jia narrowly escapes a fate worse than death, her last ditch effort to flee her pursuers and survive the winter finds her accidentally enrolled in a brand-new academy for immortals. Now faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Lee Jia will have to survive a violent roommate, arrogant young masters, and—worst of all—social hierarchies in order to carve out a place for herself in the world of magic, martial arts, and cultivation.
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Lesbian anime version of Forge of Destiny
- By Sara on 04-14-22
By: DarkTechnomancer
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The Mechanical Crafter, Book 1
- A LitRPG Series, The Mechanical Crafter Series
- By: R.A. Mejia
- Narrated by: Jill Smith
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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He was given another chance at life and from the infinite possibilities available, he chose to come back as a mechanical man, a Metalman, named Repair. Now he has to contend with a research lab full of gnomes who say he owes them for bringing him back from death, a strange city that is going through a magical industrial revolution, and adversaries that want to see him broken into pieces.
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Meh got extra meh.
- By Atbledsoe on 07-07-20
By: R.A. Mejia
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Painting the Mists: Volume 1
- Painting the Mists, Books 1-3
- By: Patrick G. Laplante
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 32 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Books 1–3 of the Painting the Mists series. Clear Sky, book one: Martial cultivators, flying swords, and magic talismans. Blood Moon, book two: The kindest hearts make the cruelest villains. The perfect tools if you know where to buy them... Light in the Darkness, book three: Cha Ming and Huxian have faced the heavens and lived.
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good allround story
- By Joel on 10-19-24
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Mage Tank
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Cornman
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 20 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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After being killed by a high-velocity tree-hug, Arlo is transported to a new world where those brave and talented enough to conquer ancient Delves are rewarded with incredible power and abilities. Unfortunately for Arlo, there is no tutorial. He is immediately forced to tackle a Delve set to the highest difficulty with a party of adventurers who are not only strangers to him, but strangers to each other as well.
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Promising start, then fell off. Hard.
- By Joseph on 03-31-25
By: Cornman
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Curious Beginnings
- A LitRPG Adventure (Salvos, Book 1)
- By: V.A. Lewis
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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The Netherworld: it is a hellish landscape inhabited only by demons. Joining the ranks of newborn demons, Salvos is thrown into the violent, anarchy-ruled landscape of that world. To survive, she will have to learn, she will have to adapt, and she will have to evolve. She will gain experience to reach new Levels of power. Her curiosity aids her but her pride could be her fall. It is the nature of the Netherworld to avoid or conquer any threats faced. After all, the law of evolution is survival of the fittest, and Salvos is a survivor.
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Came for the narrator, stayed for the story!!!
- By Julie Ann on 06-15-21
By: V.A. Lewis
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Mageling
- Millennial Mage, Book 1
- By: J.L. Mullins
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 15 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Tala had to fight tooth and nail in the Magic Academy to forge a path to power that was her own. She knows it’s her duty to use that power to serve humanity, defending them against the creatures of the untamable wilds. However, she skipped a few steps in her education, like apprenticing to someone who actually knows what they’re doing. Now, Tala has to balance learning as fast as she can with paying off the veritable mountain of debt the Magic Academy dropped on her shoulders for the opportunity; not to mention staying alive.
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Main Character Is Almost A Mary Sue, But She's Not
- By O-C on 07-28-23
By: J.L. Mullins
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Siphon
- A Touch of Power, Book 1
- By: Jay Boyce
- Narrated by: Samara Naeymi
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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Jade has spent her life fighting boredom in the terminally ill ward. Surfing the net or reading, she always envied the ability of others to go out and experience the world. She knew her wish to live a normal life was far beyond her reach, but after waking up one morning without the sounds of her life support, she opens her eyes and finds herself with a weak but healthy body in a magical world.
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Disappointing and boring
- By Kay on 05-01-19
By: Jay Boyce
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Oh, Great! I Was Reincarnated as a Farmer
- By: Benjamin Kerei
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 17 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Accidentally murdered by a cleric in another universe during a botched resurrection, Arnold, a semi-pro gamer, wakes upon an altar to find himself incarnated into the overweight body of a farmer who could have been his fatter twin. He’s not the hero. He’s not the villain. He’s certainly not the chosen one who is there to save the world. He’s a clerical error. It could be a bad joke, but apparently, it happens so often that they have a standard procedure for returning you.
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Not bad, but not as good as the hype suggests.
- By Christopher on 09-20-21
By: Benjamin Kerei
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The Enchanter
- Journals of Evander Tailor, Book 1
- By: Tobias Begley
- Narrated by: Emily Ellet
- Length: 14 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Evan never thought he was going to be special. As the adopted son of a tailor, he had always expected to manage the shop after his father passed. But when his Aura awakens, he finds himself entering Yesgol Academy of Magic, a place filled with the children of elite mages and nobles, all of whom have had magical education from the time they could walk. Among such prestigious company, Evan will have to learn fast or be left in the dust and in debt. At Yesgol, he studies the arts of enchanting and divination, but all is not as it seems.
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Bad choice for narrator
- By Ezra on 05-30-22
By: Tobias Begley
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I'm the Bad Guy!?
- Arrival, Book 1
- By: Kenneth Arant
- Narrated by: TL Barnett
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
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Our hero wakes to find himself in the body of one of his favorite Isekai anime characters. In this new world, the hero is a once-in-a-hundred-year prodigy, a master Arcanist, and is blessed by the god of magic himself! He has a harem of beautiful women at his beck and call, an Empire under his control, and the most powerful Arcana Spirits the world has ever seen.
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Surprisingly good! Only 1 problem!
- By Anonymous User on 06-16-19
By: Kenneth Arant
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Blood Shaper
- The Splintered Five Saga (Outworlder's Blood, Book 1)
- By: WillPowah
- Narrated by: Eric Bryan Moore
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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Kay's life takes an unexpected turn when he is transported to a mysterious world brimming with unfamiliar skills, classes, and a system. As he struggles to comprehend his new reality, he discovers a unique class that’s never been seen before—a powerful new form of blood magic that allows him to shape and manipulate the life force coursing through his veins. But the powers that be view Kay as a threat to their authority and dominance and are more than happy to eliminate him to maintain the status quo.
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Bad
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 10-09-23
By: WillPowah
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Something
- Full Murderhobo, Book 1
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
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Luke is an apprentice leather worker, training with his family to one day take over the business. He and his friends Andre, Taylor, and Zed have known each other forever, and swear that nothing will ever tear apart their friendship. Then the Royal Decree comes. With the Dynasty of Dogs invading, and strange monsters appearing in the Hollow Kingdom, a draft has been implemented. Everyone 17 or older is required to be tested for "Potential". If they have it, they will join the mysterious and renowned Ascender Corps. If not, they will be drafted into the Legion as a forced recruit.
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Ridiculous
- By John on 11-04-20
By: Dakota Krout
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Reincarnation
- A Xianxia Cultivation Series (Threads of Fate, Book 1)
- By: Michael Head
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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Jim was thrust back in time, returned to his body at the moment he started cultivating. Anyone else might have given up, but Jim doesn’t have that option. He’s already made the mistakes that doomed him in his first life, and he knows what to do to make it right. Jim wants to right the wrongs of the past...or future? All while a pair of angry gods torture him through lack of sleep.
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The World I never knew
- By Yannick on 02-23-21
By: Michael Head
Hilarious adventure with a great story
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It was most excellent fun. Charming and enough innovation to keep you hooked. I’ll be finishing this series. Has stats but isn’t heavy-handed about it.
Really good!
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Good audiobook
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Thoroughly Enjoyed
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If you are a Christian, this book made me cringe so many times with the God's da* . I'd rather read swearing than that [which there is plenty of]. But the God's Da**it. So so often ruined the book for me and I won't be buying the second one even though I liked the story.
Love it and hate it
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I saw a few negative reviews about the humor and unusual swearing. And I feel it's like any comedy you'd either hate it or love it. The story mostly takes itself seriously, so don't take those reviews close to heart, you might enjoy this book so give it a try!
Cinnamon Bun meets The Prince has No Pants
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Quirky and fun (no spoilers)
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its a fun story and i found it super entertaining.
cant wait to see what they do with the world building.
not sure why people had an issue
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Good story, but I was not laughing much
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voice acting was strong and they did a very good job humanizing the characters.
good plot and great jokes.
never knew a fetch quest to be so hard.
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