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Andrea Vernon and The Big Axe Acquisition

By: Alexander C. Kane
Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
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The supervillains of DESTRON have conquered the country, The Big Axe has been imprisoned, and the heroes of the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection have been reduced to hiding behind a force field surrounding New York City.

And if that's not enough, Andrea Vernon is pregnant. With a Little Axe.

But Andrea’s not one to sit on the sidelines. She has to make a plan to save the country, rescue her boyfriend, and figure out what exactly people do with babies. And a whole new slate of enemies is coming for CUP, led by the newly installed dictator of America, Dr. Robotfury, and his ingenious mecha-administrative assistant who bears a rather frightening resemblance to Andrea.

It’s a lot to wrap up before you go on maternity leave.

©2021 Alexander C. Kane (P)2021 Audible Originals, LLC. Humorous Science Fiction Funny Witty Scary Suspenseful
About the Creator - Alexander C. Kane

About the Creator

Alexander C. Kane’s brand of science fiction is strange, witty, and funny, whether it’s the superheroes-meet-workplace world of the "Andrea Vernon" series or the telekinetically-tinged mystery of the "Orlando People" series. At the heart of all his stories are relatable characters who meet everyday issues head on, and just want to be their best. Alex lives in New York with his wife and children, who possess the supernatural ability to cope with his overactive imagination.
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About the Performer

Bahni Turpin is a Los Angeles-based actress with many television and film credits in addition to being an award winning narrator. She is honored to have been awarded an Audie for Best Female Narrator, 2015, Audible Narrator of the Year, 2016, and American Library Association’s Voice of Choice for 2017. In 2018, Bahni won best female narration again, and was also inducted into the Audible Hall of Fame. She is a two-time Odyssey Award winner, and was also named as one of Audiophile's Golden Voices for 2019.

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Humorous Storytelling • Creative Characters • Exceptional Voice Acting • Satisfying Conclusion • Quirky Worldbuilding
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Fun and romcoms and lovely ending of this story arc. I’ve loved every single one in this series and hope there will be more!

Another magical book

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While the story is in itself, entertaining, Bahni Turpin's performance takes this to a whole new level. She brings such life to the characters.. you can't help but feel you know each one of them personally.

Bahni Turpin takes this to a whole new level!

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These books have been fun. Alexander Kane's writing is droll and absurdist, yet grounded, and Bahni Turpin has good crazy fun with it, It's not only an amazing comic performance but also subtle and well observed. They're so attuned to each other that you forget that there was both a writer and a narrator.

You can only take this sort of schtick so far, though, and Kane wisely structured this as a trilogy and brought it to a definite end. If you stop before it's too late, you'll never come to any harm, as the Taoist saying goes. Well done.

The Shaolin Soccer of the superhero genre

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Ok, it's official! This series combined with Bahni's reading is my all time favorite!!!!!! I NEED another book stat! The writing is entertaining and exciting and Bahni's different voices are really good. I can really visualize what is happening as I listen. This series would make a great movie series!!! Thank you, Mr. Kane and Ms. Turpin, thank you!!!!👏👏👏

Another Amazing Story!!!!

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Love this narrator and hoping for more books in the series. Many, MANY more. "Glaaaaaare!!!"

FABULOUS!

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I enjoyed all the books in this series due in no small part to the narrator’s dynamic and exciting performance. I’ve been running around my house saying “I am at my brightest when night is at its nightest!” “GLARE!!” I literally forget that it’s just one person doing all those voices.

Banhi Turpin never disappoints!

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I am hoping for a 4th installment, hopefully with the characters identified in the epilogue.

the third does not disappoint...

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This series sets the bar for audio books. Great story that pulls all of the threads together in the end. Amazing narration. Bahni Turpin is my absolute favorite audio book narrator. She brings the story to life.

Sets the bar

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But, it gets a bit repetitive and I’m not sure I am going to continue. But I think I felt that way after the last and I did enjoy this one.

I like this series

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I enjoyed this while series of wacky super heroes and villains. Their names made me smile every time I heard them. Thoroughly enjoyed the humor. Highly recommended for a break from reality.

Entertaining, Fun, Whimsical

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