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Bitter Reality

A New Kind of Freak, Book 1

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Bitter Reality

By: Bananalloy
Narrated by: Ben Farrow
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A newborn dragon is forced to come to terms with his reality: his body is not made of flesh and blood—but of ice cream.

No fate is worse than being a failure before birth. His future holds endless troubles and dangers—wild animals, greedy humans, and ancient secrets. What can a small mutated hatchling do?

He must grow stronger.

With few options besides magic, he turns to the Nexus, a being of untold power that rewards its users with experience and stat points at great cost. But that does not mean his enemies are without strength. Levels and stats are available to all in this dragon-eat-dragon world.

©2022 Bananalloy (P)2023 Podium Audio Action & Adventure Dragons & Mythical Creatures Epic Epic Fantasy Fantasy Fiction Mythology Dragons
Unique Premise • Engaging Progression • Spell Casting Growth • Logical Worldbuilding • Interesting Evolution
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Though I thought the ice cream was a metaphor at first I was pleasantly surprised. The story is quite interesting and fairly original. The only complaint I have is that the occasional shifts in perspective are a bit jarring with little to notify the listener without some brief mental gymnastics.

Can’t wait for seconds.

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When the egg cracks ice cream must flow this is the way with this main character a mistake that is not a mistake in an area that is both overpowered and underpowered it's not something I'll keep in my library but it was something That had an interesting premise and had great promise and could be a really good series

When the egg cracks ice cream must

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Good but not cute . I was expecting cute or reincarnation it was neither but still good

Good

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I went into this book expecting something boring or just to odd to be fun, but what I got is a funny, whimsical and yes odd book but in a very good way.

I recommend you listen

significantly better than expected

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jermey wade from river monsters???
it says it needs 15 words so I'm doing this to make it count

is it just me or does the narrator sound like.....

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I love a silly premise treated seriously with logical solutions. I love how the system works and how a dragons spell casting grow. Already bought the second and can’t wait to start the listen.

Loved it.

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This is in deed about a dragon with a mutation giving it a body of ice cream which sounds like a terrible premise. however it works really well and the story is a great progression story. The MC has a few moments of rambling for exposition purposes but they are manageable.

The story was intriguing.
The narration was pretty good with only minor flaws.

I thought it would be bad but it was really good!

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Took the chance with this one, so happy I did. hit the spot perfectly for me, mc is not stupid and is likeable, gains power in interesting and system breaking ways, no plot armor, it's pretty damn good and I'm surprised it's not more popular.

Hits the spot

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Picked this up entirely for the stating point of the MC and while I wasn't amazed by the story I did enjoy the handicap this guy starts with

Odd start

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okay, this story is great. the concept seems silly, but if you like monster evolution, you will love this. It has some editing issues, some grammar mistakes are apparent even in this audiobook, but the story is super enjoyable. it takes itself surprisingly seriously and equally a surprising that works for it. minute comes to monster evolution this story should be up there with Chrysalis. is it the best progression fantasy story I've ever seen, no.
is it one of the most interesting unique and fun monster evolution stories ever seen with an equally interesting and unique world, and I intelligent man character who uses its disadvantages to its Advantage when possible and works past them when it can't. absolutely yes

give this one a try I promise you you will not regret it.

it's got some editing issues,but the story is a 10

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