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Andrew Seiple
About this listen
Threadbare has not had a very good time of it recently. His little girl has been taken from him, and he must travel the kingdom, finding allies old and new, living and dead, to help him rescue Celia.
Fortunately, he's got a voice now and access to all those fun skills he couldn't before use. He may only be a very small teddy bear, but he's got the persistence to plow through dungeons of rascally raccoon monsters, the wiles to turn a town full of undead on its ear, and the sanity to survive an encounter with a mediocre old one.
However, Threadbare's little girl is growing up now, and her own path is hard and brutal. Will she even have a use for her old teddy bear when they meet again? Will they both survive the encounter?
Warning: Contains profanity, violence, and a creepy villain who likes tentacles way too much.
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Eden's Gate: The Reborn
- A LitRPG Adventure, Book 1
- By: Edward Brody
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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When Gunnar Long is transported into the first fully-immersive virtual MMORPG, he finds himself in a new world filled with magic, mystery, and adventure. No more 9-to-5 job. No more studio apartment. No more reality TV. Finally, he's in a place where he can call home, a place with people he can call friends. But as more people want to trade their real world lives to get inside Eden's Gate, the government of the outside world wants the "game" shut down at all costs.
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Good start
- By Dawn on 04-15-17
By: Edward Brody
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Dire: Fate
- The Dire Saga, Book 0.5
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 48 mins
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All Doctor Dire wants to do is save the world. But those pesky heroes keep getting in the way, and it's all she can do to give them a good fight without killing them. Supervillainy is such an underappreciated job these days....
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A good taste
- By AV on 02-23-21
By: Andrew Seiple
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Dodge Tank
- Crystal Shards Online Series, Book 1
- By: Rick Scott
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Ryan's life sucks. His brother is a jerk, his mom is sick, and his legs are next to useless thanks to a neurological disorder. Plus the world ended two centuries ago from nuclear war. Now the only escape from reality being the massive VR world of Crystal Shards Online. But even in the game, Ryan's life sucks. He works as a miner, earning not nearly enough to afford the operation that will save his mom. When Ryan discovers an item that grants the ability to dodge any attack, however, he has the chance to become one of the game world's most elite and sought after players: a Dodge Tank.
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Multiple Classes?! Mostly, but Multiple Classes!!
- By Sheldon "Tech" on 06-17-18
By: Rick Scott
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The Nate Temple Series: Books 0-3
- The Nate Temple Series Boxset Book 1
- By: Shayne Silvers
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 41 hrs and 37 mins
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My name is Nate Temple, and I’m secretly a wizard. I ride a foul-mouthed unicorn, I drink with Achilles, and I’m pals with the Four Horsemen. I’ve even cow-tipped the Minotaur. I understand the theory of following the rules...I’m just not very good at the application. Because rules were meant to be broken, and St. Louis has a bit of a supernatural infestation these days. Someone should probably be keeping an eye on these things -and probably an eye on me, too. Before I blow up another building...or three.
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Basically Batman with lizard brain
- By Ross Hageman on 04-01-20
By: Shayne Silvers
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Rebirth Online
- Rebirth Online, Book 1
- By: Michael James Ploof
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
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Sam Sullivan has spent the last year of his life paralyzed. Unable to afford the state-of-the-art surgery needed to repair his spinal cord, Sam has lost all hope. But when the first fully immersive virtual-reality game goes live, Sam is given a second chance at life. If Sam can rise through the ranks and claim his kingdom, he just might be able to earn enough money to afford the surgery he so badly needs. Sam enters Rebirth Online excited to begin his adventure, but within 15 minutes of spawning in the game, he is robbed, beaten, and left for dead.
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to know that genre or to Pander to everyone
- By Cory on 03-04-19
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The Palace Job
- Rogues of the Republic, Book 1
- By: Patrick Weekes
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
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Loch is seeking revenge. It would help if she wasn’t in jail. The plan: To steal a priceless elven manuscript that once belonged to her family, but is now in the hands of the most powerful man in the Republic. To do so, Loch - former soldier, former prisoner, and current fugitive - must assemble a crack team of magical misfits that includes a cynical illusionist, a shape shifting unicorn, a repentant death priestess, a talking magical war hammer, and a lad with seemingly no skills.
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Awful narration
- By 9littlebees on 12-18-15
By: Patrick Weekes
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Hero of Thera
- By: Eric Nylund
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
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Be a hero in the ultimate game. Are you a top-rated gamer? Then you might have the skills to play the Game...where players are sponsored by actual demon lords, gods and goddesses, or Lovecraftian nightmares. Enter Thera, a real kingdom at the crossroads of many other worlds, but with all the augmented-reality interfaces, character progression, and game mechanics that players know and love.
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you will have a load of fun
- By Midwestbonsai on 09-12-17
By: Eric Nylund
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Reboot
- Afterlife Online, Book 1
- By: Domino Finn
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
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Tad Lonnerman is having a crappy day stuck in crappy traffic late to a crappy meeting. On the bright side, his game development career is the only non-crappy thing he has going for him, so life isn't all bad. At least until he dies. Now Tad finds himself uploaded to a beta test of Haven, an unannounced hyper-immersive MMO where the dead have a second chance at life. It's not virtual reality, it's digital reality. A true afterlife online. Except Haven isn't exactly blissful paradise.
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Fantasy LitRPG meets Frat house...
- By Swiftblade on 02-15-18
By: Domino Finn
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Kissed by Darkness
- A Sunwalker Saga Novel, Book 1
- By: Shéa MacLeod
- Narrated by: Emily Sutton-Smith
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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Bounty hunter Morgan Bailey is still recouping from her latest vampire kill when she receives a new assignment: hunt down the sunwalker who stole a priceless amulet from a mysterious millionaire. Sunwalkers - vampires who are immune to sunlight - are notoriously difficult to find, let alone kill, but Morgan’s not worried. She’s never met a vampire she couldn’t dust. But when this particular sunwalker comes looking for her…well, all bets are off.
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Naff cover interesting original twist/plot
- By leanne on 10-19-12
By: Shéa MacLeod
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The Sword of Summer
- Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, Book One
- By: Rick Riordan
- Narrated by: Christopher Guetig
- Length: 15 hrs and 21 mins
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Magnus Chase has always been a troubled kid. Since his mother's mysterious death, he's lived alone on the streets of Boston, surviving by his wits, keeping one step ahead of the police and the truant officers. One day, he's tracked down by an uncle he barely knows - a man his mother claimed was dangerous. Uncle Randolph tells him an impossible secret: Magnus is the son of a Norse god. The Viking myths are true. The gods of Asgard are preparing for war. Trolls, giants and worse monsters are stirring for doomsday.
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First I was disappointed, then I was angry
- By Jeanie on 10-08-15
By: Rick Riordan
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Patch 17
- By: G. Akella
- Narrated by: Zach Villa
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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A new update arrives to the ultra-popular online game, Realm of Arkon. With Patch 17, the level of immersion experienced by players in their gaming capsules has made virtual reality indistinguishable from the real world. But every gamer's dream becomes a nightmare for Roman Kozhevnikov after he gets confined to Arkon against his will. And not just to Arkon, but to its deadliest zone - Demon Grounds. Playing - or rather living - as his character Krian, it's not just about survival for Roman.
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Excellent story, great narrator...except...
- By Fitzwibble on 04-06-17
By: G. Akella
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Bone Shop
- A Marla Mason Novel
- By: T. A. Pratt
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Marla Mason is the chief sorcerer of Felport, a woman who's tangled with gods and monsters and come out on top (if a bit damaged in the process). Bone Shop tells the story of Marla's evolution from runaway to sorcerer's apprentice to mercenary magician and beyond. Fans of the urban fantasy series from Bantam Spectra that began with Blood Engines will find surprising secrets revealed about Marla's past, and new listeners can get to know the character from the very beginning.
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LIKE LIVING IN A FRAT HOUSE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-12-17
By: T. A. Pratt
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Bunker Core
- Core Control, Book 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
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Wynne might have been human once. It's hard to say. Now he's a bunker core, a nanomachine controller responsible for an entire complex. Of course, the place is a bit wrecked. And the world outside is in ruins. And he's pretty sure that whoever put him here is going to come looking for him at some point....
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Glorious
- By Chax on 03-20-19
By: Andrew Seiple
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- Psiwizard
- 06-19-19
Loved it!!!
A good 2nd to the 1st. Everything was well maintained and not overdone. I really enjoyed it.
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- Big Fan
- 09-09-18
this book is amazing you should read it it is good
this book is one of the best books that I have ever read you should really read it
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- Brian D. Hughes
- 05-19-21
Not as good as the 1st book
But still entertaining enough. A lot of tedious and fairly repetitious progression ranking up. stats and grinding amidst the slow but steady continuation of the story. Meh.
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- Nat
- 05-07-21
love it!
Threadbear has become such a beloved character to me. this series is a new favorite of mine and I am so glad to have picked it up! I don't want it to end!
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- Booniecat
- 08-08-18
a great continuation
a great continuation of the story of Threadbear and his friends. more characters added, more jokes and sly references, and more character development (and not just in stats).
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- Ben
- 10-20-21
no right to be so good!
this series shouldn't be as good as it is, but it's incredible! I love the leveling, I love the characters, and I love that it never goes the way you'd expect! keep it up Andrew!
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-29-18
Great second book
Great continuation of the story. I couldn't stop listening to it. Can't wait for more
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- Brentwood
- 09-04-21
gaining traction
still think the f bombs are unnecessary. this story is pg 13 so the language doesn't line up. solid 4;stars otherwise
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- Kristen R. Daniels
- 05-03-22
Great sequel
I liked it as much as the first book, although the parts with the king aren't as good as when threadbare is front and center. Very creative and great narration.
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- Jeffery
- 06-12-23
Not for kids
While the first book was mostly safe for younger readers in the age appropriate content realm of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, book two of the Threadbare series adds more dark content, light adult content, and foul language. Don't get me wrong, the story is still excellent and still whimsical. It's just whimsical as F#&*)! with a lot of sexual or dark innuendo spread throughout. The story of a teddy bear that goes out to save his person is surprising heart-warming when the foul mouthed dwarf or Orc shaman aren't cussing or making lightly veiled raunchy statements. Unless you are a heartless demon, you can't help but like the MC. There are many positive messages throughout and I don't think it would be that hard to remove the questionable content and make the next middle school reading list. Well worth the read and I got book 3 in the sale too, so I'm off to read that. The only real complaint I have is that the character status reading must be 5 minutes, but luckily it's only read occasionally, and tapping the 30-second forward button several times fixes that.
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