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Johnathan McClain
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Sean Loomer
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Impossible? Don't you mean: this should be fun?
Jack Atlas barely survived the first floor, and now the Tower’s unceremoniously booted him to the second. Even with his mana on the fritz, he’s once again given a so-called impossible task by his benefactor: conquer Broken Moon City, and claim it as his own.
The sprawling undead metropolis is where the Tower’s races collide in a blood-soaked melting pot, and no one person has ever managed to carve out their own throne. Fortunately, Jack has… let’s say allies.
Teaming up with a goblin who treats the rules of alchemy as something to be staunchly ignored, his best friend Hannah, and a handful of sketchy oddballs, the malfunctioning assassin sets out to either capture a city that’s proven impossible to conquer, or burn the place to the ground—doing his best to avoid turning everyone he meets into a lifelong enemy.
No matter what happens, Jack’s gonna enjoy doing it.
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Jack Atlas, self-proclaimed 'World's Best Assassin', had a simple plan: retire in style and marry the girl of his dreams. Then he gets placed in The Tower—a divine deathtrap where gods pit their creations against each other for the ultimate prize: eternal paradise for you and your friends. The catch? If you lose, well, let's just say your chances of finding a decent bar in oblivion are slim.
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Good one
- By CC on 09-27-24
By: Sean Loomer
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Otherworld Volunteer
- A LitRPG Apocalypse Adventure
- By: FreeiD
- Narrated by: Will Collyer
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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When the System Administrators arrived on Earth, they forced those of the younger generation into other worlds to fight for multiversal entertainment. Bored of life on Earth, Noah has trained to become one of the chosen. He even had his class all planned out–a Mounted Monster Tamer. But he was never picked. So he put matters into his own hands and volunteered. Arriving in a world thick with jungle and hotter than the most boiling desert, Noah finds himself face-to-face with a kobold, which he proceeds to beat into submission and turn into a minion.
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Noah is hard to like but hard to hate
- By Richard Hudson on 02-06-25
By: FreeiD
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The Last Emperor
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- By: Maxime J. Durand, Void Herald
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 17 hrs and 37 mins
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Each year, the Nightlords choose a new Emperor to rule Yohuachanca. Delicious food graces his palate. The realm’s most beautiful women fill his vast palace. Four priestesses counsel him in all matters. The life of an emperor is good, luxurious, and short... For at the year’s end, he is sacrificed to the Nightlords under the light of the Scarlet Moon. Iztac is the piss-poor orphan chosen to be this year’s emperor. A sacrifice bound for the altar.
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couldn't get into this
- By tiffany on 02-18-25
By: Maxime J. Durand, and others
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Accidental Champion
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Todd Herzman
- Narrated by: John Pirhalla
- Length: 20 hrs and 46 mins
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Xavier Collins was sitting in class when the System integrated Earth into the Greater Universe, where countless vast kingdoms, empires, and collectives battle for domination. He didn't know what choosing to be a Champion would entail. He just liked the sound of it. But when he's teleported to the aptly-named Tower of Champions, he must face challenges against those who have known about the System since birth.
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Another crybaby MC gains power while whining.
- By Snafu Family on 06-28-24
By: Todd Herzman
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The Tome of Syyx
- The Fateful Force, Book 1
- By: Stavros Saristavros
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Priestley
- Length: 17 hrs and 32 mins
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On the fringes of civilization, the town of Sanctuary embarks on a mission to legitimize its existence and that of its monstrous inhabitants. Under the Leadership of its Mysterious Lord, four young adventurers set out from the town on a dangerous mission into the Wild Moor. But they discover that armies of orcs and hobgoblins are far from the only threats to the Free Cities of the frontier. Ancient evils stir, dragons are rumored to once again fly, and an imprisoned god returns to plague the world.
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Overpowered Wizard
- A Progression LitRPG Epic
- By: Hunter Mythos
- Narrated by: Reginald West, Rylee Kuberra
- Length: 34 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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What if a Florida Man gets OP Wizard Magic? Zarian Darkrun, a Marine Corps Veteran, is tired of being a homeless reject and ends his earthly ties. He opens a portal in a busy mall and sends himself, some koi fish, and nine other Floridians into another world. Welcome to the Infinita Star System, a universe of epic fantasy and game-like magic. Only the strong can adventure and ascend from the lower worlds to the higher worlds of the Star System. Among those powerful few are tyrants and crusaders, each seeking godhood or the empty Throne of the Adventurer King.
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unfortunate
- By J. Veilleux on 01-17-25
By: Hunter Mythos
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Tower of Jack
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Sean Loomer
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 15 hrs and 31 mins
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Jack Atlas, self-proclaimed 'World's Best Assassin', had a simple plan: retire in style and marry the girl of his dreams. Then he gets placed in The Tower—a divine deathtrap where gods pit their creations against each other for the ultimate prize: eternal paradise for you and your friends. The catch? If you lose, well, let's just say your chances of finding a decent bar in oblivion are slim.
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Good one
- By CC on 09-27-24
By: Sean Loomer
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Otherworld Volunteer
- A LitRPG Apocalypse Adventure
- By: FreeiD
- Narrated by: Will Collyer
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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When the System Administrators arrived on Earth, they forced those of the younger generation into other worlds to fight for multiversal entertainment. Bored of life on Earth, Noah has trained to become one of the chosen. He even had his class all planned out–a Mounted Monster Tamer. But he was never picked. So he put matters into his own hands and volunteered. Arriving in a world thick with jungle and hotter than the most boiling desert, Noah finds himself face-to-face with a kobold, which he proceeds to beat into submission and turn into a minion.
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Noah is hard to like but hard to hate
- By Richard Hudson on 02-06-25
By: FreeiD
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The Last Emperor
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- By: Maxime J. Durand, Void Herald
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 17 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Each year, the Nightlords choose a new Emperor to rule Yohuachanca. Delicious food graces his palate. The realm’s most beautiful women fill his vast palace. Four priestesses counsel him in all matters. The life of an emperor is good, luxurious, and short... For at the year’s end, he is sacrificed to the Nightlords under the light of the Scarlet Moon. Iztac is the piss-poor orphan chosen to be this year’s emperor. A sacrifice bound for the altar.
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couldn't get into this
- By tiffany on 02-18-25
By: Maxime J. Durand, and others
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Accidental Champion
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Todd Herzman
- Narrated by: John Pirhalla
- Length: 20 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Xavier Collins was sitting in class when the System integrated Earth into the Greater Universe, where countless vast kingdoms, empires, and collectives battle for domination. He didn't know what choosing to be a Champion would entail. He just liked the sound of it. But when he's teleported to the aptly-named Tower of Champions, he must face challenges against those who have known about the System since birth.
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Another crybaby MC gains power while whining.
- By Snafu Family on 06-28-24
By: Todd Herzman
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The Tome of Syyx
- The Fateful Force, Book 1
- By: Stavros Saristavros
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Priestley
- Length: 17 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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On the fringes of civilization, the town of Sanctuary embarks on a mission to legitimize its existence and that of its monstrous inhabitants. Under the Leadership of its Mysterious Lord, four young adventurers set out from the town on a dangerous mission into the Wild Moor. But they discover that armies of orcs and hobgoblins are far from the only threats to the Free Cities of the frontier. Ancient evils stir, dragons are rumored to once again fly, and an imprisoned god returns to plague the world.
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Overpowered Wizard
- A Progression LitRPG Epic
- By: Hunter Mythos
- Narrated by: Reginald West, Rylee Kuberra
- Length: 34 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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What if a Florida Man gets OP Wizard Magic? Zarian Darkrun, a Marine Corps Veteran, is tired of being a homeless reject and ends his earthly ties. He opens a portal in a busy mall and sends himself, some koi fish, and nine other Floridians into another world. Welcome to the Infinita Star System, a universe of epic fantasy and game-like magic. Only the strong can adventure and ascend from the lower worlds to the higher worlds of the Star System. Among those powerful few are tyrants and crusaders, each seeking godhood or the empty Throne of the Adventurer King.
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unfortunate
- By J. Veilleux on 01-17-25
By: Hunter Mythos
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Awakener
- A Post-Apocalyptic LitRPG
- By: Persimmon
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 16 hrs and 13 mins
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Eleven years after the Mana Apocalypse, nineteen-year-old James Summers has more on his mind than just the flailing economy and a country full of monsters. Orphaned and living with his grandparents, he's given up on college in favor of working at the Coney Island Home Depot while pining for Sally, his cool, beautiful colleague.
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Dropped this opus halfway despite the long flight ahead
- By Dimtry on 03-28-25
By: Persimmon
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Crossing Serpent's Way
- Trials of the Endless Planes, Book 1
- By: RJ Shoke
- Narrated by: Tim Lounibos
- Length: 20 hrs and 52 mins
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For the last four years, humanity has been facing its greatest challenge yet—a trial known as the Crucible. This harrowing ordeal has tested the mettle and determination of individuals, weeding out the weak and transforming the survivors into warriors. They have been forced to conquer dungeons and battle horrific creatures with magical powers so they can gain abilities of their own. However, the Crucible was merely the beginning. As the trial concludes, the survivors find themselves on the precipice of an entirely new realm—the Endless Planes.
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Audio Edit Needed
- By Justin Stock on 03-12-25
By: RJ Shoke
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Corruption Wielder
- Book 1
- By: Aaron Shih
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 17 hrs and 4 mins
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April 3rd, 3:46 AM. Planet Earth merges with the magical world of Arcadia, and a system gives humanity a choice: 40 years of indentured servitude, or entering a tutorial as a user to fight against the chaos incursion. Will doesn't hesitate—but the system thanks him for stepping into the fight by throwing him into an impossible tutorial. With little chance of survival, Will has a simple response: “Screw it. Might as well fight fire with fire."
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Wanted to like it but the MC and action were MIA
- By Rhexas on 09-12-24
By: Aaron Shih
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Shattered Dreams
- Ultimate Level 1, Book 1
- By: Shawn Wilson
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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Max wanted to be a [Baker]. Settle down, bake stuff, and enjoy life. The gods, however, ruined that dream. Given [Baker] and a rare black skill, he is now running for his life, trying to grow strong enough to return home. Now, Max must find a way to grow strong enough to survive the people and the god hunting him.
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Awesome, weak to strong, MC must hide ability
- By Randall on 07-23-24
By: Shawn Wilson
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Big Sneaky Barbarian: A LitRPG Novel
- Book 1
- By: Seth McDuffee
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 20 hrs and 27 mins
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Gabe Skelter has a temper, which he likes to imagine has the effect of causing people to fear and respect him. On the contrary, his pudgy, underdeveloped body and negative personality make him more your standard outcast teenager. Worse still, he kinda knows what a jerkweed he actually is. Then, in the middle of a class trip, Gabe finds himself spirited away to Regaia: a world of magic, mayhem, and nerd-tastic adventure. Naturally, he’s completely ill-prepared. But in this realm, he’s a monstrous, muscular man of action.
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is this a joke?
- By MaDonna Wesberry on 12-10-22
By: Seth McDuffee
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Saintess Summons Skeletons: Book 1
- A Holy Necromancy LitRPG
- By: Mornn
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
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She wanted to be a Necromancer, but awakened as a Saint! Somehow her summoned heroes are all undead? How will the church react when their Saintess summons a skeleton in place of a mighty hero? Sofia isn’t too keen on finding out. In this world, Gods choose [Saints], and [Saints] summon [Heroes] from other worlds; everyone knows that. But Sofia had a thing for bones ever since she was a child; there’s only one [Class] she wants: [Necromancer]! When, by the whims of fate, she gets both classes at the same time, the system breaks.
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dungeon crawl
- By Nicholas Eber on 06-06-24
By: Mornn
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Advent of the Apocalypse
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: V.A. Lewis, D. Pidge
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
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Giant fireblasts tear across the earth as the Gates of Hell are ripped open. In an instant, billions are killed. Human technology becomes utterly worthless in the face of the end of the world. Fortunately for Jaco, he barely survives the opening act of the Apocalypse. Unfortunately for him, he has to live through what comes next. Those who died in the initial blast are reincarnated as undead monsters. Massive fiery pits swallow up the center of every major city across the world.
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I liked, it
- By Kindle Customer on 11-11-24
By: V.A. Lewis, and others
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Integrated Universe: Books 1-3
- By: David J. VanBergen Jr.
- Narrated by: Trevor Wilson
- Length: 31 hrs and 23 mins
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This 3-in-1 audiobook box set includes books one through three of the Integrated Universe series, a fantasy LitRPG adventure set in a post-apocalyptic Earth with plenty of monster and dungeon diving. This collection includes King Maker, King of the Mountain, and King of the Continent.
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Kaito, Seriously? Another World?
- Kaito, Seriously? Another World?, Book 1
- By: Lazybaker
- Narrated by: Jonny Cruz
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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After too many lifetimes to count slaying demons and grinding levels, prophesied hero Kaito finally tells destiny where to shove it. He's done. When dimensional portal number seventeen drops him in front of an enthralled king begging him to vanquish the looming Dark Army, he does what any retired adventurer would do—politely refuses and heads off to focus on the simple pleasures of life: community, and getting his taxes done on time.
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Nope
- By Michael on 01-29-25
By: Lazybaker
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Awakening: A LitRPG Adventure
- A Dragon Idol's Reincarnation Tale, Book 1
- By: AbyssRaven
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 20 hrs and 13 mins
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If waking up in a new world isn't bad enough, Hestia starts her new life as a small, newborn dragon in a hostile forest filled with vicious monsters. With status screens obscuring her vision, her first task is to escape two hungry kobolds wanting some grilled lizard for breakfast. Equipped with fragmented memories from her past life and the gamelike mechanics of her new reality, Hestia must face trials, beasts, bosses, and more as she grows in size and power.
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Not enough dragon or idol
- By ajax on 08-08-23
By: AbyssRaven
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Meet Your Maker: An Epic Fantasy LitRPG
- Meet Your Maker, Volume 1
- By: Seth McDuffee, Johnathan McClain
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 21 hrs and 14 mins
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Bruce Silver is the author of the Riftbreaker novels, one of the most popular, beloved fantasy book series of all time. He's got everything he's ever dreamed of having: freedom to tell the stories he wants to tell, legions of enthusiastic fans who wait eagerly to see what he'll write next, and a really nice car. But despite all that, Bruce finds himself dissatisfied, battling an ennui he can't quite put his finger on. So he decides to do what anyone would do in his situation: burn it all down by unexpectedly killing off Carpathian Einzgear, Riftbreaker's cherished hero.
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Quit After an Hour and Returned
- By Long Distance Hiker on 11-11-24
By: Seth McDuffee, and others
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Return of the Runebound Professor 5: A Progression Fantasy Epic
- Return of the Runebound Professor, Book 5
- By: Actus
- Narrated by: Ramón de Ocampo
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
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Book 5 of the next hit Progression Fantasy series from Actus, bestselling author of My Best Friend is an Eldritch Horror. Featuring a strong, intelligent protagonist, a detailed runic magic system, loads of power progression, and so much more.
By: Actus
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- Bishop
- 01-17-25
Pls Make more
I have had a hard time listening to other books because this was so good. Please write 10 more at the very least.
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- Meh
- 12-28-24
Just keeps getting better
Only thing I didn’t like was that I couldn’t keep listening. Can’t wait for the next one.
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- Jonathan Richardson
- 03-09-25
Enjoyed the story
Author continues the series with an engaging story. It is nice to hear that the MC is not as dumb and annoying as the reader is lead to believe.
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- Kirby
- 12-24-24
Series just keeps getting better
Excellent starting book for floor 2. All the characters new and old were fun to listen to.
McClain is my personal favorite narrator as he can just breathe life into his works. Nut was an absolute delight to hear every time.
Excited for book 4 whenever it arrives.
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- alicia
- 01-10-25
Keeps getting better
These books keep getting better, love it!! Still funny and great story line. The story flew by and now I’m sad.
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- Joe
- 12-19-24
Excellent! Book 4 can’t come soon enough!
I haven’t finished the whole book yet, but I’m thoroughly enjoying it! Jack just keeps getting better and better with each book, and the humor is on par with DCC. My only problem is that I will have to wait for book 4 to come out on audible instead of reading ahead on RR because the performance is so good.
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- BILAL
- 12-21-24
Big fan
Really enjoying this series. Checking all the boxes of the genre for me. Excited to see where this goes
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- Errol Maher
- 12-21-24
The? Narrator and the depth of the main character and the story world building is excellent.
Jack is an amazing main character. He is hilarious and dark at the same time. The world building is great. I like the intrigue with the gods. Keep him coming. But I hope Jack stays the most powerful in the book and does not get overshadowed by Sam. I think sam is a little whiny, but there's nothing I can do about it. im not the author. Nor do I fancy myself as talented. The author because he made an excellent book other than Sam's character because sam keeps betraying. his friends and now he has a training ark to kill Jack which makes me kind of sad.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-20-24
jack
great keeps the reader on the edge and the main character never disappoint!!!!!!!!! never got bored
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- Anonymous User
- 01-10-25
So good
It’s done well and keeps getting better over the course of the book. Definitely hope Sam dies som how I find him annoying it feels like the author is trying to set him up to kill jack or oppose him later on in the series however I he’s less annoying than previous books.
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