
BuyMort: 30,000 Leagues: How I Merged to Become Nu-Earth Affiliated
Shopocalypse Saga, Book 4
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With Arizona united under the corporate auspices of Silken Sands, Dearth Local is in retreat—and Tyson has earned himself some nice R and R.
Or so he thought.
Now, just a month after Day 1, mysterious beasts are plaguing his land. A powerful armada tears through the sea. An angry Beholder threatens his workers...
And a powerful tsunami has signaled the arrival of an even more powerful affiliate. A singular monster that assimilates its workers into the ever-growing hivemind that is its corporate structure, Kraken threatens not just to end Tyson and his fledgling affiliate. It threatens to destroy Nu-Earth itself.
As bull markets turn bear and hostile agents vie to corner the local market, Tyson must find a way to not just bankrupt his rivals and hold on to his market shares...
He must find a way to unite the planet.
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Oh, Great! I Was Reincarnated as a Farmer
- By: Benjamin Kerei
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 17 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Accidentally murdered by a cleric in another universe during a botched resurrection, Arnold, a semi-pro gamer, wakes upon an altar to find himself incarnated into the overweight body of a farmer who could have been his fatter twin. He’s not the hero. He’s not the villain. He’s certainly not the chosen one who is there to save the world. He’s a clerical error. It could be a bad joke, but apparently, it happens so often that they have a standard procedure for returning you.
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Not bad, but not as good as the hype suggests.
- By Christopher on 09-20-21
By: Benjamin Kerei
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Age of Stone
- Rise of Mankind Series, Book 1
- By: Jez Cajiao
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 16 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Matt's just an ordinary guy, but when he's beaten, robbed, and left for dead, bleeding out at the bottom of a gully, it all has to change as he grasps frantically at his only chance for survival, coming as it does in the form of a glowing, dangerously pulsing light. With his reality forever altered, Matt must quickly find a suitable place to deploy the Dungeon Core, fighting his way through the hundreds of people between him and safety, because if he doesn't do it soon, a Core Detonation will solve all of his problems for him....permanently.
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Lots of dumb
- By Lionelle on 10-10-21
By: Jez Cajiao
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Alpha
- Arise, Book 1
- By: Jez Cajiao
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Christopher Boucher
- Length: 21 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Possibly it's not to save a pair of drowning girls, not go 'viral' on social media and certainly not to let the local police take your passport, trapping you on a small 'party' island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea. But Steve isn't the average guy, he's ex-military, ex-enforcer and ex-human. He's a one man nanite fuelled nightmare for those that cross the line, and he's decided that its time to clean up his act. He's going to make up for the things he's done, and save 'the little guys'.
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Book was doing well until he get's a girlfriend
- By Wade on 07-09-22
By: Jez Cajiao
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Becoming a God Made Easy: A Cultivation-Esque LitRPG
- Theos, Book 1
- By: Arthur Wordsmith
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 16 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Luke was your typical nine-to-five office drone when he was killed in a head-on car collision during his morning commute. Instead of going to heaven, Luke's soul is brought to a hellish realm on the verge of total destruction, where two supernatural beings soon engage in brutal combat. Defeating her rival, the victorious Arke prepares to claim her prize, the powerful God Seed. But the ancient artifact has plans of its own, offering to soul-bond with Luke, who accepts and flees to the world of Theos to escape Arke's wrath.
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Underrated!
- By Gaius Baltar on 01-30-25
By: Arthur Wordsmith
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Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Beware of Chicken, Book 1
- By: Casualfarmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
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Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body. Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here. Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you’ve got the strength of ten men—though maybe I shouldn’t have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster.
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Fun
- By Julie on 05-26-22
By: Casualfarmer
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
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One More Last Time
- A LitRPG/GameLit Novel (The Good Guys, Book 1)
- By: Eric Ugland
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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He thought it was the end, and his gun sat ready to make sure. But an oddball offer from his last friend comes at the literal last second. Curiosity gets the best of him, and he finds himself sucked into iNcarn8, a game claiming to be a whole new life. Now, as Montana, the larger-than-life tank warrior, he has one more last time to get his life right.
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ignore the short read time
- By Thomas bankston on 07-13-19
By: Eric Ugland
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Ajax's Ascension
- The Divine Witness
- By: Keleros
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Ally Frey
- Length: 16 hrs and 3 mins
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Reborn on Gryndor with the mythical trait [Divine Witness], Ajax swears to live a life of no regrets. This time, he will seize every opportunity, fight every monster, and plunder every treasure as he enjoys life to the fullest. If only it were that easy. Humans are considered one of the weakest sentient races, confined to their patch of land but that hasn't changed their nature as they fight amongst themselves forced to split their sources of power instead of unite for the greater whole
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Great story, better to read than audible
- By Amazon Customer on 12-11-24
By: Keleros
Loved it
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The narrator
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Great Book
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A fun ride through the pitfalls of late stage capitalism
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another wild ride, but worth it
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the constant yelling is weird, but it does bring up the drama in it.
lots of action
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Slow start
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Solid
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continued excellence
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Very engaging
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