BuyMort: 30,000 Leagues: How I Merged to Become Nu-Earth Affiliated
Shopocalypse Saga, Book 4
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With Arizona united under the corporate auspices of Silken Sands, Dearth Local is in retreat—and Tyson has earned himself some nice R and R.
Or so he thought.
Now, just a month after Day 1, mysterious beasts are plaguing his land. A powerful armada tears through the sea. An angry Beholder threatens his workers...
And a powerful tsunami has signaled the arrival of an even more powerful affiliate. A singular monster that assimilates its workers into the ever-growing hivemind that is its corporate structure, Kraken threatens not just to end Tyson and his fledgling affiliate. It threatens to destroy Nu-Earth itself.
As bull markets turn bear and hostile agents vie to corner the local market, Tyson must find a way to not just bankrupt his rivals and hold on to his market shares...
He must find a way to unite the planet.
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
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- Mandymomof3boyz
- 01-19-24
Loved it
I paused another book to listen this one and want disappointed, I can’t wait for the next!
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- James Clendenning
- 02-20-24
lots of action
i like there is a lot of action.
the constant yelling is weird, but it does bring up the drama in it.
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- Devlin Robinson
- 01-22-24
The narrator
I loved how he got excited and was passionate when it was called for, and not just reading it blankly
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- Austin Barnett
- 01-25-24
A fun ride through the pitfalls of late stage capitalism
This story is great and I can’t get enough. The only bad parts seem to come from the authors snake lady fetish. It breaks the flow of the story and I found my self just fast forwarding any parts involving it hoping I didn’t miss any lore. Great story keep going but please less weird horny snake lady
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- Jarred Scoopie Allen
- 01-26-24
another wild ride, but worth it
this book had many twists and turns, sending my emotions all over the place. I wanted more and still want more.
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- MrBigjon
- 01-27-24
Great Book
Great Book. I can't wait for the next one! Both writing and performance were top notch!
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- Jed Gray
- 01-21-24
Very engaging
The story is amazing keeps you riveted the entire time. The performance is also very good. My only complaint is that sometimes the narrator’s excitement is a little over stressful. All in all not much of a complaint , just not great for my blood pressure.
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- Dana B Bradley
- 01-22-24
Awesome
Really cool story… Love the series so far, one of the things I actually love about it is the narration. He tends to speed up when the action is up and slow down when the action is slow and I like that.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-18-24
continued excellence
author continues the series, no bloat and interesting new characters and story progression. narrator continues to perform excellently. if you liked first 3 you'll like the fourth.
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- Larry Allen
- 02-06-24
good story, and good performance by narrator
Really liked the whole By Mort series, one of the better dystopia stories with a good bit of humor
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