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Narrated by:
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Justin Thomas James
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Jeff Hays
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Annie Ellicott
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Dorrie Sacks
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Gary Furlong
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RavensDagger
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Every self-respecting lich has a few hundred phylacteries at a minimum, and Harold wants to check in on a few thousand of his. Rumors reach him that the vicious Mantis Queen has one of them. Naturally, she's at the other end of the region. It's just a casual stroll across the deserted and inhospitable Flaming Steppes. Inhospitable for the living, that is!
Fenfang Fang—the Limpet—is taking her job as Harold's very first warlock seriously. The ancient lich figures it's time for his protégé to learn the ins-and-outs of politics by ruling an entire city. Baby steps! Ruling the decrepit city of Yu Xiang looks easy enough. A mudhole at the ass-end of the Empire, ashen dirt that's nearly impossible to farm, waters filled with dangerous beasts, could it be any easier?
Of course, rumors reach the Jade Throne that a horrible Lich has taken over the city, and an army of conscripts and lessor cultivators is formed to uproot the great evil.
What fantastical sights will Harold see on his trip? Will Limpet be able to keep the city and her head from the army?
And the biggest question of all—Will Rem finally get to eat Alex?
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Someone once asked: What is stronger? Martial arts or Magic? I answered: Why not simply use both? In a new world brimming with possibilities—Levels, Classes, Skills, Dungeons, and Monsters—I found myself reborn as a noble family’s troublemaker son. As a gamer, a magical world and a lazy life as a rich noble's son should have been a dream come true. But there was a massive catch. An absurd quest threw everything into chaos.
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I really enjoyed the story.
- By Posiden300 on 05-06-25
By: The Veiled Man, and others
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A Hero Returned
- The Last Rae of Hope Book 1
- By: Euphridia
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 14 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Rachel and her best friend Nora never imagined their first job at a publishing company would catapult them into the heart of their favorite fantasy web novel. Five years after the story's abrupt hiatus left fans in limbo, they seize the chance to help the enigmatic author complete the tale that had captivated their hearts during their high school days. But what begins as an exciting creative endeavor quickly spirals into a quirky, unimaginable adventure when they're whisked away without consent into the very story they longed to save.
By: Euphridia
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Industrial Strength Magic
- By: Macronomicon
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain in the most superhero riddled city in the world, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's got no talent for magic, and not a scrap of superpowers to his name. When The System boots and unlocks his powers, it forces him to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother... Maybe there's a way he can do both...
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Childish. Trite. A mediocre YA story
- By Jacob on 08-28-24
By: Macronomicon
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Rift Warden Academy
- A Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy LitRPG
- By: Craig Hamilton
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell
- Length: 12 hrs and 45 mins
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The climb through the ranks often ends with a knife in the back. Slum-dwelling orphan Garrett Walker scrounges for scraps in the wildlands beyond the walls that guard society, salvaging valuables from the ruins of fallen civilization. Offered the opportunity to compete in the Warden Academy entrance trials, Garrett seizes the chance for a better life. However, the academy holds dangers a street rat is ill-equipped to handle and he’ll have to grow stronger while relying on his wits to survive.
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High Powered Academy Fantasy
- By Nighteyes on 05-05-25
By: Craig Hamilton
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Ashes of Dominion
- By: Zane Wilder
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Fight for survival. Build the future. Claim your destiny. In a world where humanity teeters on the brink of extinction, lone wanderer Kai Drayce discovers the Dominion—a long-dormant AI with the power to rebuild civilization or finish what the apocalypse started. Forced into a brutal game of survival, Kai must gather allies, master deadly technology, and unlock the secrets of a shattered world. But every step forward pits him against merciless raiders, mechanical horrors, and the Dominion’s unyielding grip. His only hope lies in the bonds he forges with a group of fierce, brilliant, and...
By: Zane Wilder
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Madman Apocalypse: Book 1
- By: Dosei
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 15 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Locked away in a padded room, Gambit watches as the world goes to hell. Blood rains from the sky. Screams echo through the city. Monsters tear through reality. The world transforms overnight into the GREAT GAME, an apocalyptic battleground where monsters hunt, dungeons materialize, and the System destroys everything humanity once knew. All for the entertainment of the unseen audience.
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Maybe went on a little too long?
- By Kindle Customer on 05-07-25
By: Dosei
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Stray Cat Strut: A Young Lady's Journey to Becoming a Pop-Up Samurai
- Stray Cat Strut, Book 1
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson, Pavi Proczko
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Catherine "Cat" Leblanc is an orphan that is about as far from super-rich as one can be. When the Incursion alarms start blaring and the sky starts raining hungry xenos, it's just another blemish on an already piss-poor afternoon.
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Great book but it doesn’t really end.
- By Julie on 01-30-22
By: RavensDagger
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The Order of Architects
- Order of Architects, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Yuri Vinokuroff, Christopher Michael Jarrett - translator
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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I used to be the greatest Earth Mage in my world. The head of the entire Order of Architects. But the older you get, the more you come to realize that at some point, you need to retire, so that you can have the chance to enjoy a peaceful life and to cede your place to the young, some of whom have already turned two thousand years old . . .So that's what I did. But I failed to account for one thing: during the course of my long life, I'd accumulated too many enemies, and they had decided to spoil my retirement. So they died along with me. And I hope their deaths were final. But mine was not!
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Narcissistic old man monologue
- By Amazon Customer on 10-03-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others
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How I Built a Magic Empire, Book 1
- By: Konstantin Zubov, Ben Hooson - translator
- Narrated by: Hannibal Hills
- Length: 12 hrs and 8 mins
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I have been reborn from an advanced techno-magic world into a world where magic is still in its infancy. In this new world I have the body of a young baron and my entire worldly possessions are one village—a village surrounded by monsters and hostile aristocrats on the fringes of a young, rapidly expanding empire. The other thing I have, though, is knowledge beyond what this world has dreamt of, and nothing will stop me from building my own magic empire!
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The rich bombastic tone, the narrator used most of the time.
- By Travis on 05-09-25
By: Konstantin Zubov, and others
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Gunslinger
- GameLit Adventure for Men
- By: Sam Hunter
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Play the game, build a team of gorgeous girls, and defeat the boss. Might be fun if it wasn’t all real…and my life didn’t hang in the balance. Finn Marston thinks he might be dead when a lightning strike knocks out the power in his apartment. Instead, he finds himself traveling to Planet Lawless, the video game he was playing when the storm hit. Finn soon finds that he has to defeat the outlaw Snake Eyes and become the Outlands’ sheriff if he wants to return home. But why would he leave when there are a million reasons to stay? It’s not just the Outlands' rustic charm and cowboy ...
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The Faded Land
- A Progression Fantasy Epic (Keiran: The Eternal Mage Book 1)
- By: D.E. Sherman
- Narrated by: John Joseph Rogers, Rylee Kuberra
- Length: 16 hrs and 20 mins
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Keiran of the Night Vale has staved off death for two thousand years. His mind and his magic remain as sharp as ever, but his body is old, worn out, and failing. What he needs is to reincarnate into a new, young body, and he bends his prodigious talents towards doing exactly that.
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Great Story Buried in Fluff...
- By AmalgaMat1on on 04-18-24
By: D.E. Sherman
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Trailer Park Elves
- A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Deep in the elbow skin of the Fae Wilds, far from the teeming fortress of the Goblin King and the glittering palace of the King and Queen of the Elves, there lies a forgotten hideaway of crumbling single-wides and rusty Airstreams. A lonely clan of beautiful women, clad in tube tops, overall shorts, and tacky Asian-print house-dresses, yearn for a man who can unstop their sewer lines and get the internet working again.
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Jerry Springer meets Lord of the Rings
- By Heath L. Doolin on 03-19-25
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Qing's Quest 1: A LitRPG Adventure
- Qing's Quest, Book 1
- By: Henrik Saetre
- Narrated by: David Lee Huynh
- Length: 20 hrs and 1 min
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Qing Baker thought he had problems. A dead-end job, mounting bills, and a sick younger sister. Then he wakes up in a world where magic is real, monsters are hungry, and the only way home is to level up. Thrust into Elrydisan, a realm of swords and sorcery, Qing must quickly adapt to his new reality. No tutorials. No respawns. Every fight is a struggle for survival, and death is a one-way ticket to becoming the enemy.
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Was so not feeling this
- By Chris Johnson on 04-30-25
By: Henrik Saetre
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Syl: Nucleus
- Syl, Book 1
- By: Lunadea
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Matt Hicks
- Length: 20 hrs and 1 min
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Syl was given a choice by Gramps when they died. Reincarnate as a regular person or embark on a daring experiment. Driven by a desire to honor Gramps and a sense of adventure, Syl chose the latter... only to awaken as a lowly slime. A farmed slime. The life of a farmed slime was cruel. Syl was constantly at the mercy of humans, a slime whose only purpose was to eat and recycle garbage. The threat of lethal core-destroying knives wielded by innocent children was a constant shadow. This was not the life Syl had envisioned. So, they made a daring escape to the wilderness!
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Disappointing
- By Z on 01-18-25
By: Lunadea
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- Danny Moody
- 04-30-25
I love the humor!
Harold still brings his A-game when it comes to puns and that is all that really matters… Alright, it isn’t. There is actually a lot more to the story than puns. The story was fun. I enjoyed the journey to check in on the phylactery. The Limpet is not my favorite character but her story does endear me to her more after this book. World class narration!
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- Benjamin Sorgman
- 04-30-25
Fantastic Continuation
Ravensdagger has done it again. I don't love all the puns in this addition to the series as I have in the past but the humor is still and otherwise top tier. The story keeps getting better and as is always the case with their books... I am eager for more.
Soundbooth theatre productions are absolutely the best way to experience any book. Their cast and narration is truly second to none.
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- Grace
- 05-05-25
Warning: Dad jokes abound
Pun Daddy is back and he’s punnier than ever! Harold, Limpet, Alex, and the Mantis girls are back in this hilarious new adventure. I loved every minute of this book. I really appreciate the puns and references to Cleveland suburbs.
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- Robin O'Hara
- 05-09-25
Great addition to the series!
While it was a great addition to the series, I wish it had been longer. Love the performances!
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- JennaReng
- 05-09-25
Really Enjoyed it - Better than Book 2 for me
Yay! Finally the 3rd book! Really enjoyed this one. At times it can get a little stressful - I was kind of missing the Limpet at the beginning of the book but I'm glad she checks in and the ending is enjoyable. Lots of terrible jokes but that's my thing. I'm looking forward to what the plot is building up and how it will go for Fenfang. Looking forward to the next one!
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- Nighteyes
- 05-02-25
pun-tastic
just as wonderfully silly, amazing and entertaining as you wished it would be...
great writing, great characters and great story..
the narration is amazing, the switch between narrators seamless and their voices work so well together...
truly masters of their craft
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- Zom-B
- 05-01-25
give me more..... please
I really like the jokes and it's fun it inspires me to put puns in my daily life which to my friends shergrin. I want more and can't wait for more but I'll have to ty again
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- Mike
- 05-07-25
Fun but a few faults.
A few words seem to have been misread and it wrankles. Viscous instead of vicious, ect. ect. Not a big deal but it rubs me the wrong way when I catch it.
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- clinton
- 05-04-25
This was not bad
So this was ok it was a bit of a shift from what it was before. The limpet log was an interesting way to keep her in the story but focus on other characters. Only thing that's a little bit draining is the almost over done puns other than that soild.
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- Noah
- 05-02-25
Amazing
The book was great. The book is incredibly funny and well written. I recommend it.
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