Preview

Prime logo Prime members: New to Audible?
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Stop Smoking, Scumbag!

By: In A Nutshell Publishing
Narrated by: Jacin Harter
Try for $0.00

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $3.95

Buy for $3.95

Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.

Publisher's summary

Are you a useless, cigarette-addicted drone, but wish you weren't? Are you smelly and friendless?

Well, good news, pal. We have just the book for you. Not only will it help you kick that disgusting cigarette habit, which will, in turn, make you smell better. You will also attract more friends if you don't smell like the bottom of an ashtray all of the time.

Not enough good news? Well, it also works for you vaping morons, too.

Aside, from heaps of sarcasm, from this book you will receive:

  • Tips about quitting smoking and staying clean.
  • How to deal with the backlash from your friends and family.
  • Diet tips to assure success.
  • And a general sense of well-being that you have definitely not had in a very long time.
©2019 In A Nutshell, LLC (P)2019 In A Nutshell, LLC
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

What listeners say about Stop Smoking, Scumbag!

Average customer ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.