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Kevin T. Collins
About this listen
Something quite odd is happening in Second World - the planet's foremost MMORPG. Something that's causing alliances to be broken, and friendships, forgotten. A worthless low-level mine becomes the stage of vicious battles, its burned ruins suddenly contested by the game's toughest clans. Every border is controlled, and every road in the province blocked off. The weak players and NPCs alike are subjected to non-stop violent raids courtesy of Eastern invaders. And the strong...the strong are scouring the virtual world for the culprit - the weirdest noob the game has ever seen.
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Good start
- By Dawn on 04-15-17
By: Edward Brody
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Left Out by the System
- Lonely Apocalypse, Book 1
- By: Constantin Step
- Narrated by: Greg D. Barnett
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Last I remember I was saving my high school crush from the path of an oncoming truck. Now I'm a skin-and-bones weakling wearing nothing but my hospital gown. Oh yeah, the world is also full of monsters, and I'm the only human left. It turns out a godlike System evacuated humanity but decided to leave the vegetable in the bed. I could crawl into a corner and wait to get eaten by a kobold, but after years of being asleep, I have a new appreciation for feeling alive. I'll have to find the tenacity to survive, the courage to fight, and the strength to face some dark truths about myself.
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Review Is For Book 1&2 After finishing both.
- By Jakeel Campbell on 05-10-22
By: Constantin Step
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Arcane Kingdom Online: The Chosen
- LitRPG Adventure Series, Book 1
- By: Jakob Tanner
- Narrated by: Ryan Burke
- Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Log-in or die. Those are the only choices left for Clay Hopewell. Infected with the ZERO virus, he has less than 24 hours before he bites the dust. With no cure available, there's only one option left: digitally reincarnate himself in the most advanced virtual reality game ever, the mysterious and newly released Arcane Kingdom Online. But cheating death and gaining immortality isn't that easy. If Clay survives the risky cognitive upload process, he'll still have to contend with a fantasy world teetering on the brink of crisis.
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I only got to chapter 9
- By Jeremiah W. on 02-15-19
By: Jakob Tanner
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System Awakening
- Super Genetics, Book 1
- By: Sean Dunning
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 22 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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The heroes Terry Fairway once idolized have turned against him, hunting him down at every turn. His grandfather, the ruthless S-ranked necromancer who rules the city, watches from his throne as the people starve and suffer. Vampires stalk the streets unchecked, feeding on the innocent without fear of reprisal. Terry always believed his family were the good guys, but Wichita isn't a city of heroes or villains—it's a city of power. And if power is all that matters, then power is what Terry will seize.
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Over 5 hours in main still has no powers just an angry kid dealing with lise and life
- By Alexis G on 03-11-25
By: Sean Dunning
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Rise of the Devourer: Voidborne
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Krazekode
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 12 hrs
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Noah Brown has a gift for fighting. Unfortunately, punching things doesn't pay the bills, at least until he died and an Eldritch god found his soul. The encounter brings him to a new world, summoned by bloody cultists. He's got nothing but the shirt on his back and a strange item in his system menu.
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Needs a new narrator
- By E Woods on 12-07-23
By: Krazekode
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Feyland: The Complete Series
- A LitRPG/GameLit Adventure
- By: Anthea Sharp
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 54 hrs and 22 mins
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Ready Player One with faeries! Immerse yourself in a world of magic and adventure, where high-tech gaming meets the treacherous Realm of Faerie. Add a touch of romance, cyberpunk, and plenty of fae magic, and you get the acclaimed USA Today best-selling Feyland series - over 2,000 pages of fabulous GameLit Fantasy, at a special bundle price!
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First, this isn't LitRPG & NOT ready player one
- By David R on 09-07-20
By: Anthea Sharp
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Re-Roll: A LitRPG Adventure
- New Realm Online, Book 1
- By: Robyn Wideman
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 13 hrs and 36 mins
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Ryan Rosa has had a run of bad luck, but when he receives a VIP package for the newest and hottest game to come out in years, his luck takes a turn for the better. But his good luck ends when he's stabbed in the back by a guild of players who betray him for a unique weapon he possesses. Ryan contemplates doing the one thing every player hates doing: rerolling his unique character and starting over. But even starting over won't save Ryan in New Realm Online.
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Pleasant
- By Eric on 09-06-21
By: Robyn Wideman
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Start Menu: New Game
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Kos Play
- Narrated by: Will Collyer
- Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Alexander Krup, your average high school graduate turned video game beta tester. Working for a strange company nobody has ever heard of, he earns his pay by the achievement. After a string of bad luck, including his girlfriend dumping him, he wakes up one seemingly average day and is suddenly faced with blue boxes of text that float in the air. While coming to grips with the fact that he might by hallucinating, a representative of his mysterious employer communicates through the menu boxes to offer a fresh life in another world.
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half way through, then trash
- By Everett H. Brunson Jr. on 08-13-24
By: Kos Play
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Rise to Omniscience Books 1-5: Pinnacle Kings Arc
- Rise to Omniscience Box Set, Book 1
- By: Aaron Oster
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 65 hrs and 1 min
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Morgan's life is not easy. Growing up on the streets of City Four, he is constantly shunned by the other citizens. Morgan doesn't mind being ignored. What he does mind, though, are the constant beatings from the city guards due to his friendship with Sarah, the city lord's only daughter. Lord Simon wants him dead, but the laws of the kingdom are on Morgan’s side, and even the guards won't kill him just for being seen near his manor. Morgan’s time is running out, though. Lord Simon has deep pockets, and his last visit to the manor may just have put him over the edge.
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Extremely Weak
- By BeauFLA on 08-19-22
By: Aaron Oster
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Level Up
- One Up Series, Book 1
- By: Craig Anderson
- Narrated by: Peter Noble
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
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What would the world be like if video game rules suddenly applied? Marcus is about to find out. After a freak accident, he finds himself stuck between a game and the real world. He’ll need to fight his way through football hooligans, carnies, and the dreaded RNG to get to the final boss and save the world. Anything less means it’s game over for good. Along the way, he’ll learn new skills, chase epic loot, and, most importantly of all, level up!
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voice very bad
- By Anonymous User on 06-02-20
By: Craig Anderson
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The Trapped Mind Project
- A Science Fiction Fantasy LitRPG Series
- By: Michael Chatfield
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 18 hrs and 19 mins
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He made it to the top. As CEO of an asteroid mining company, Austin has accomplished everything he ever wanted in business. Now, he needs more. To get away he turns to a fantasy video game. He just wants peace and quiet, play as a dwarf, build a house, do some smithing and character building. His idea of the perfect fantasy game. Then he learns their secret. If he gets caught, it means death. He’ll need help along the way. How can he convince anyone they’re slaves in a bigger game and stay under the radar?
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One of the Top Five LitRPG Stories
- By Don Gilbert on 03-05-18
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- Blackhawk
- 10-29-18
Slow start but worth the effort.
Started slow and at times monotonous, if you haven't played mmorpg style games before then the first few chapters might stop you in your tracks, however the overall story was enjoyable and immersive.
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- M. Smith II
- 09-25-19
Overuse of the word NOOB?
While the book does refer to the MC as a noob to an excessive amount, he is in fact a new player with what can be considered nearly zero exposure to modern day video games. To top it off and give justification to other people calling him a Noob, is the fact that the game is the biggest sensation for the past few years and the MC has been so isolated that he can only vaguely recall the name of the game.
While other reviews say that there is an excessive use of the word Noob to describe the MC and many of his actions, I have personally played online video games where people will scream and curse at others saying they are a noob or that action was a noob thing all the time. As I have had this experience, it is not an issue that the other characters in the book who use this term, who also play the game for a living, might become upset with someone who is so unfamiliar with the game. The fact that he comes across as someone who can't even remember to look at online posts for help, destroyed his stat build, and can't even figure out how to eat on his own, further cements this notion.
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- Kindle Customer
- 04-13-18
Give it a chance
I refrained getting this book even though it was a suggestion because I wasn't ready to get absorbed into another series, but now that some of the other series I have devoted time to have reached a lul I had the time to invest in this series and I enjoyed it as much as I knew I would. I am also very happy that there are a few more stories in this series that I can already dive into.
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- Phillip H Nguyen
- 07-17-23
Love the book
Love the book I can not wait for the next book to read the pace is good but a bit short tho.
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- wynaut
- 01-23-18
Worth it
Not gonna lie a truly boring start but it does indeed pick up and you just can’t help but wonder what’s this mofo gonna do next
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- Jed
- 01-30-18
Excellent LITrpg!
Slow start but worth it after chapter 3. This book has Some original elements mixed in with the over use of the word noob.. My favorites being 1. He doesn’t appear to be that tough because his stats are hidden under a low level and 2. The spell “clean slate” which has the potential for him to keep starting over at level 10 with any race while keeping his stats. This could spin off to a hero going on many quests but hiding among the masses. Has some fun potential if done well. So far, it has been done very well!
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- Devlin
- 07-24-18
Loved it!!
This was a nice foray into LITRPG!!! It’s funny, interesting and has some great twists!!
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- J.
- 10-11-18
Bad audio setup
Two books in this audio but it starts with book two, then goes to books one.
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- Jacob W.
- 09-18-18
Noob, noob, noob.
What a noob. You're a noob. Such a noob. Noobs like you are too noobish to do even the noobiest of tasks that normal noobs can do. Quit noobing around. Stupid level 0 noob.
Seriously, the word noob is horrifically overused during the first five hours. There are several words that could replace it just fine and NOT detract from the story or dialogue. How many times can one person call another a noob in the same conversation?
Most of the characters seem to have a lewd quality about them, aside from the main character, and treat people of lower level with complete disdain. This definitely gives the world a different feel and creates a cutthroat environment. It seemed that only a select few players are decent people and the NPC's were also well mannered as games usually make them out to be.
A confusing aspect of the game is the prompts. I was lost several times because the prompts we're too similar and it sometimes sounded like a single prompt was read like six times for a specific achievement.
The world was slowly being built up throughout the book and the fact that people worked to convert in-game currency to real money made it that much more interesting. In-game slaves? That's pretty cool. An unstoppable bugged NPC called Bug? That's also pretty cool. Dude gets a sex change?? Okay...what a twist! I give the book an overall of four stars because I enjoyed the story so much and I wasn't going to let the word "noob" influence my review heavily.
There are a few things that I hope get cleared up in the second book because they didn't make sense but I'll be listening to the second book nonetheless.
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- Raistlin Majeres
- 08-13-18
Weirdest Noob
Great book.
It had enough of the rpg aura about it without becoming all numbers.
Great story with just enough action and intrigue to wrap everything into a good feeling of what’s about to happen.
I liked the narration, it was well done.
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