
Critical Failures
Caverns and Creatures, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Jonathan Sleep
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By:
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Robert Bevan
Tim and his friends find out the hard way that you shouldn't question the game master, and you shouldn't make fun of his cape.
One minute, they're drinking away the dreariness of their lives, escaping into a fantasy game and laughing their asses off. The next minute, they're in a horse-drawn cart surrounded by soldiers pointing crossbows at them.
Tim now has the voice and physique of a prepubescent girl. Dave finds that while he lost a foot or two in height, he somehow acquired a suit of armor and a badass beard. Julian's ears have grown ridiculously long and pointy. And Cooper... well Cooper has gotten himself a set of tusks, a pair of clawed hands, and a bad case of the shits. He also finds that he's carrying a bag with a human head in it - a head that he had chopped off when they were still just playing a game.
Shit just got real, and if they want to survive, these four friends are going to have to tap into some baser instincts they didn't even know existed in their fast-food and pizza delivery world.
It's fight, flight, or try to convince the people who are trying to kill them that they don't really exist.
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The narrator was awesome. He did great with the different voices and characters and their expression.
Very Entertaining
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Where does Critical Failures rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
The best book so far and the narrator bring the story to life!!!!!What other book might you compare Critical Failures to and why?
none this is one of a kind and its amazing!!Which character – as performed by Jonathan Sleep – was your favorite?
Cooper he makes me laughWas this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
YES!!! AND I DID!!!!!!!Any additional comments?
GET THIS BOOK!!!! hopefully they do books 2 and 3 with the same narratorAMAZING!!! COULD NOT PUT IT DOWN!!!!!
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Where does Critical Failures rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Top 10What was one of the most memorable moments of Critical Failures?
I was listening to the book while working on the bench in the lab and I had to laugh out loud. People thought I am crazy and I actually had to stop listening for a while to get myself under control. The characters are carbon copies of my old RPG group from 20 years ago. I would tell you why but I don't want to spoil the moment.Have you listened to any of Jonathan Sleep’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Incredible range of voices that are never annoyingReally Funny if you are a Nerd who played RPGs
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F-ing awesome and hilarious
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You should probably be a guy, or open minded.
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For fans of role-playing and fantasy, with a tolerance for lowbrow jokes mixed with a decent story, I can recommend this first book (which works fine as a stand-alone), but avoid the rest.
The first book is decent, avoid the rest
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a delightful surprise.
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Super Nerd Fun
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Would you listen to Critical Failures again? Why?
I probably will. I read the novel a few years ago, and downloaded the audiobook when I discovered it was available.Who was your favorite character and why?
Cooper, of course. He is kind of the linchpin that the story revolves around, and the humor as well. It took me a short bit to get used to his voice, as it reminded me of the voice of Fat Albert in the 1970s cartoon.Any additional comments?
Looking forward to the next release in the series.Fun and Fast and just might make you Laugh
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Funny as hell!
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