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Publisher's summary
Power is returning to the world after millennia, ancient constructs are stirring back to life, and one man is doing his best to ignore all that noise.
Fischer has everything he needs in life: blossoming friendships, a menagerie of cute animal companions, a waterfront property with easy access to fishing, and enough coffee to take out a small elephant or a really big dog.
Unfortunately, Fischer can’t catch a break. Cosmic forces? Still throwing curveballs. The bigwigs in the capital? Starting to sniff around his business. Cults? Still culting. Plus, awakened beings are washing up on his shores like flotsam after a storm. And worst of all? His coffee guy ghosted him!
It’s a lot for one heretical fisherman to handle. Thankfully, Fischer isn’t alone. Between his trusty guard crab, a mischievous otter who can wreathe herself in lightning, and an adorable bunny eager to solve every problem with a roundhouse kick, he’ll be just fine . . . probably.
The second volume of the laugh-out-loud LitRPG adventure series—a #1 Rising Star on Royal Road with more than three million views—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
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- Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore
- 07-23-24
I ❤ every minute! Feel the joy of casting your line out to catch a big one...
Once again Haylock Jobson and Heath Miller take center stage as they transport us to their fantasy world. This book is about Fischer and his entourage of Animal Pals and the Humans that have joined him in their path to Ascension to leave the bounds that their physical bodies would indicate to go beyond and gain the chi, and power needed! Again as I mentioned in the last book this is all about the love of fishing, of cooking and really it's about the love of sharing and eating the food cooked! 😋 And I loved every minute of it. You're gonna hafta grab this book to enjoy Heretical Fishing. To cast a line out to catch the big one.
Here's a couple of quotes that tickled me:
“Leroy… I have a crab pal that shoots aura blades, a lobster companion that shoots blasts from his claws like an anime protagonist, and an otter friend that rides the lightning like some sort of Metallica fangirl.”
"If you think that’s good, wait until I cook up Asano’s recipe—it takes a little more time, though.” “Whose recipe?” I smiled wistfully. “A fictional character from my home world."
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- Drake
- 07-25-24
Wonderful
A fantastic continuation to the series with some fun twist and turns along the way, and even more friends joining the group.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-15-24
Laidback, fun, slice of life continues… and it’s great!
If you liked the first book you will be sure to enjoy this one as well. Fun story, great performance, and tons of elaborate descriptions of how magic fish taste. The cast of crazy characters expands and the fishing continues. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did. I can’t wait for more!
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-13-24
Amazing
Very good book, great performance by Heath Miller. I pre-ordered book 3 already. I expect my least favorite part for book 3 is that its length is not listed reaching 20hrs or more.
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- R&D
- 07-20-24
What a tail has been spun
If you're into clean fishing fun with a real of a tail. Then you will enjoy the cast and hook of a story in book two. Truly enjoyable.
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- Hope Leblond
- 07-15-24
Better than the 1st book!
Another great book in this series! I don't want to give anything away, so I will just say this book was great. Lots of humor, cool references that I actually got! And the narration is top notch. Cannot wait to read the next installment of this awesome series.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-25-24
Awesome!
Love this book passed over it a few times I’m glad I finally got it, I love the asano reference , he who fights with monsters is a favorite of mine and this one is top tier with it. Hope there’s tons more books!!
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- Anonymous User
- 08-11-24
Even better than the first.
I don't know what to say. It was everything like the first but better.
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- Andrew S.
- 08-15-24
pretty good
overall enjoyed the book, just some parts are repetitive. narrator is on point though, as always.
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- Jessica Flood
- 08-18-24
Excellent narrator!
Enjoying the series very much, the narrator keeps it interesting and entertaining. Can’t wait for the next installment! Would recommend.
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