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  • BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly

  • Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
  • By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
  • Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
  • Length: 19 hrs and 8 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (196 ratings)

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BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly

By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
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When the universe defaults on its existential loans, who better to foreclose the apocalypse than the Windowpuncher, Tyson Dawes?

Dearth Conglomerate is plummeting in market value, and Kraken is no more. But not all threats have been extinguished. Thanks to the rising threat of the Sleem, the whole multiverse is in danger. Desperate for a cosmic bailout, the Church calls for a financial crusade. Meanwhile, Molls and her family fall into a whole mess of market shock and face futures unknown.

With Storage under threat of hostile foreclosure, the universe faced with Sleem saturation, and Silken Sands spread thinly over too many areas of opportunity, has BuyMort found its final market victor?

From the elastic supply of the Church's Inquisition auditing Silken Sands to a climactic battle with ROI (that's Return on Incineration, by the way) so low it crashes all markets, this is one fiscal year you won't want to miss.

Get ready for a hostile takeover of epic proportions. In BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem, the end isn't nigh—it's been leveraged, securitized, and is ready to liquidate. Say your prayers and check your credit score because when the celestial ledger closes, you'll want to make sure your cosmic assets are diversified.

©2023 Joseph Phelps, Damien Hanson (P)2024 Podium Audio
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lots of action, character development, andvworld building.

the rise of a homeless trailer park caretaker in late stage capitalism on a multiversal scale.

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Another solid entry into the series

this has quickly become one of my favorite series. Seeing all the characters grow from how they initially struggled is great. I'm a bit concerned about where the MC will go from here but if handled right I think we're in for some very compelling story telling to watch him struggle with he has become and what he's doing should be neat

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its good

narrator does a good job. the story is pretty entertaining also. waiting for the next one.

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I love the concept and narration

I’m not to good at this but I love this entire series well narrated and sucked me in every time

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Buy More

This series keeps getting better. Can’t wait for the next installment of the great series.

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Amazing

Such a great addition to the series, Garfield reference is hilarious… I cannot wait for the next one

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amazing butt kicking goodness.

From book number one to book number five it has been nonstop butt kicking action. Every time I think it can't get more action packed it does.

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Non-stop action

Absolutely awesome!!! I love the whole shopocalypse. Wayne Mitchell beings the characters to life as the should be. Especially the warlord. I can't wait to see how Tyson brings down the church. I would highly recommend this whole series.

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So good, engaging

So so very worth the credit! 15 word minimum get me out of here. Seriously more words?

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I can’t get enough!

Man I love this series! Don’t wait, spend your morties now on an excellent audio book.

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