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A leader dead. A complicated relationship lost. And a conglomerate angered...
After unwittingly becoming the CEO of the growing Silken Sands Affiliate, Tyson finds himself in an increasingly dangerous Arizonan desert, the protector of a growing community of Nu-Earth humans faced with the very real possibility of total corporate annihilation.
Dearth wants their land, and they will not take no for an answer. But behind Tyson stand a growing band of capable administrators and heroes, and a community of people who believe in him. He is their leader. They trust in him, even if he doesn't trust in himself.
Powerful multiversal forces are at play. Market upsets, brilliant purchases, and the invisible hand slide, slap, and strangle as the campaign for Arizona state rages, and Silken Sands digs in for a decisive battle.
This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism, and LOTS of profanity. There is fantasy violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression.
BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher completes the How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona story arc, but the Shopocalypse Saga will continue.
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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- casey bumgarner
- 01-05-24
doof
Great take on post apocalypse life. Plenty of humor light and heavy. The world building is on point.
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- ApprenticeCook
- 07-23-24
Great battles
The author and the narrator do an excellent job pulling you into each scene. You feel like you're actually going through the moment with Tyson.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-29-23
morb
God It is just morbin 10/10 would morb it again morb morb morb morb
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- Jed Gray
- 11-08-23
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A sort of lit RPG I’ve never heard before excellent story, excellent narration, and it keeps you on the edge of your seat. It’s been quite a while since I had a new series keep me this interested very well done!
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- Oliver
- 09-27-23
Very engaging.
The story's pacing remains strong, though slightly slower than the first two. However, the change of pace is welcome because the extra time is spent planting the seeds of important character developments. The writing remains excellent. Clear dialog. Intense and evocative action. Well aportioned slice-of-life scenes.
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- L. Lipp
- 07-24-24
A page turner!
Same literary quality as the books before, now the narration has improved and we can understand what the hobs say!
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- Margrett Irish
- 10-02-23
Just awesome
I'm loving these books and the stories is so engaging, it moves fast, is action packed and the imagination of some of the creatures and tech is fantastic. I wanted to take my time listening to this one who knows if another one will come out soon but it's so addicting I finished it in two days.
These three together the authors and narrator are my new favorites for sure.
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- Philip
- 11-02-23
I hope this story never ends
Best story best narrator buymort buymort buymort buymort buymort. Not sure if it could be a good movie tho
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- Jarred Scoopie Allen
- 09-27-23
one heck of a ride
from start to finish this book keeps pumping out the goods every goods book needs
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-16-24
Great addition to the series.
Rise of the Windowpuncher did not disappoint. Strong character building and a peek at the larger world of the series make this a strong addition for any action and sci-fi fan.
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