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Tropical Hazard: Oh Sh*t! Cobalins Can't Swim!

Arachnomancer, Book 3

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Tropical Hazard: Oh Sh*t! Cobalins Can't Swim!

By: Dustin Tigner
Narrated by: Qarie Marshall
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In a village of lazy, good-for-nothing Cobalins, one manly man—a true studly stud—stands above them all: the great, the powerful, the King of…Knock.

(Desley palms her forehead. You no be King of Shadows! Now we have to start over. Cobalins groan.)

The terrible Army of Light knows the secret location of Dedu Tedu Novus. War is here. There's absolutely no avoiding it.

Or is there?

Naturally, Dhane does the most unthinkable thing: employs an impromptu plan, his favorite type. It's dangerous, it's crazy, and it embarks them on a new adventure where it rains every day and the problems don't stop.

Can he save his village? Can he convince Challenger Sarah to help? Or is he only putting off the inevitable, the point where the Changed Reditai turn all those of Shadow into stone for their mysterious plans?

Tropical Hazard is the third installment in the hilarious—and sometimes serious—Arachnomancer series. Travel to a new zone, see the world, and eat spider tacos. Octoralis glares. Or… umm… don't. Don't do that last thing.

Notice: Arachnomancer was rated M for mature by a team of immature Cobalins. Listen at your own risk.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2024 Dustin Tigner (P)2024 Dreamscape Lore
Fantasy Humorous Witty Funny
Interesting Concept • Unique Scenario • Great Potential • Well-written Characters • Engaging Storyline
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The story has great potential. I feel like the author is projecting his own sexual dreams & frustrations, like 80% of anime writers. It's a very good storyline, move the story along and stop taking tangents into high school sexual dreams!! the unique scenario of the spider that here's his thoughts was well done in the first 2 books. This book, she sudeenly is a god damn sexual deviant. if you took out all of this sexual bullshit, I think the book would be half as long.

I started listening to this series because it was a good storyline, not for softcore porn. If you write a book series, stick to your model. The first book had one scene in the entire book. The second book didn't have any scenes, but had some scattered sexual innuendo throughout the book. I'm not even halfway through this book, and there's already been more sexual scenes, innuendo and double entendres, then the first two books put together.

I used to like the little spider that was in his head. Now, I just want it to be written out of the book. if this book doesn't get back to the storyline I'll be abandoning the rest of this series. I don't even know if i'm going to be able to finish this book. I hate abandoning books in the middle, but that's how bad it's gotten.

It went from a good story, to boarding on hentai Anime.

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fun book series. good characters good story line. fun mix of new and standard concepts. only bad thing is now my wife calls me ricky

good story

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Wish they were being cranked out because im hooked and want to I ject them directly into my greymatter

Another great book in the series

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started on this one and didn't want to stop listening it just pulled me fully in.

great character building and story

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Several moments had me laughing. The performance was great he did a really good job. Overall an enjoyable listen.

Funny

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Mc is the cause of most of his own issues. Just simply having a decent conversation would solve a lot of them. His social awkwardness, the spider in his head constantly trying to get him laid, and the arachnophobia are all just overplayed to the point it gets annoying.

I get a little socially awkwardness being a "gamer" but when it leads a lot of your issues being drawn out for several chapters when it could have been solved in one. That just seems like unimaginative filler.

I actually like the concept of the Soul spider in his head giving commentary and I get it's trying to be comical. However it's way too often, the joke was funny the first five or six times, by the 50th time it just seems worn out.

Practically forgets his "phobia" most the time and that's just not how phobia's work. Either get over it or take a different path already.

Frustrating potential

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Fun LitRPG! the writing is really well done and the performance really beings the characters to life!

Can't wait to see what happens next!

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After unfortunately finishing the third book in this amazing series it pains me to realize that I no longer have any arachnomancer books to listen to, this travesty fills me with disappointment such as Octoralis is filled with at Dhane’s thwarting of her romantic plans.

Never fails to get a laugh

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I hope you finish this book series!! I read you weren't going to. Here's to hoping!!

The whole book

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another great addition to this series. funny, great reference and some descent surprises. I would like to see some of Dhane's clever plans actually pan out. it feels like 99% of his plans, backup plans and backup backup plans fail only for him to be saved by blind luck. its a bit unfulfilling at times because of that. other than that its an amazing addition

overall another great addition to the series

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