
BuyMort: Smart Shopper: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
Shopocalypse Saga, Book 2
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The algorithms predicted that Nu-Earth would fall, that all Nu-Earth humans would soon be extinct.
The algorithms didn't understand Tyson Dawes.
After pacifying the old Earth underground military base and defeating the Sleem, Tyson Dawes and Silken Sands are flush with new items and morties. But the Dearth Conglomerate has been circling over them in Arizona, and they want his land.
Which wouldn't be such a problem if the boss weren't such an incompetent and spoiled child.
Bad business decisions, cronyistic impulses, and an unrelenting invisible hand continue to hem in Tyson and his Nu-Earth refugees. Allies fall, and life, already cheap, moves to the discount bin as he's forced to face the bottom line.
This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism, and LOTS of profanity.
This MC is unlike others you have heard before. He cares about other humans, even his crappy boss. He doesn’t seek to be the leader—he just naturally is.
It’s him leading the desperate and hopeless against the machine.
BuyMort: Smart Shopper: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona has fantasy, violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression. It is single PoV and has no harem elements.
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- Narrated by: full cast, Holly Adams, Christopher Walker, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
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A world on the precipice of the apocalypse. A secret forged in the flames of war. A chance to start over. For John Sutton, only one of those three things matters. Retired from a decade of brutal war, he wants nothing more than a quiet pastoral life while he does his best to stem the steady increase of his Doom Points before they hit 100, signaling the start of the end. He’s been given a small farm on the outskirts of the empire as a thanks for his service, but no matter how far he travels, it's impossible to escape the war's devastating effects on the world.
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AWESOME NESS
- By Kari R Ergle on 06-27-24
By: Seth Ring
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Double-Blind: Rogue Tactics
- Double-Blind, Book 1
- By: J. McCoy
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 23 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Choosing a college when your family is struggling can be difficult, but it isn’t supposed to be world ending. And the falling meteor is seriously limiting Matt’s options. Now in the aftermath, his home city is locked down by a mysterious dome, corporations are looking to monopolize a wealth of new untapped resources, and people are suddenly developing powers via a System that seems to have borderline sinister intentions. In the chaos, Matt decides to stick to what he knows: use his stealth class to adapt and survive.
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Too much psycobabel.
- By Kyriakos on 06-25-23
By: J. McCoy
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Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection
- By: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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Andrea Vernon always thought she would spend her life living in Paris writing thought-provoking historical novels all day and sipping wine on the Seine all night. But the reality is she's drowning in debt, has no prospects, and is forced to move back to Queens, where her parents remind her daily that they are very interested in grandchildren. Then, one morning, she is kidnapped, interviewed, and hired as an administrative assistant by the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection. Superheroes for hire, using their powers for good. What could possibly go wrong?
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A Normal Life in an Abnormal World
- By Arthur D. Rich on 08-26-17
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Magical Girl Crystal Genocide
- Making Friends After Causing the Apocalypse! (The Shattered Earth, Book 1)
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Dorrie Sacks, Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
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Hi there! I'm Magical Girl Crystal Genocide, one of the twelve magical girls, and sworn protectors of Earth! We were like a superhero squad, but with more sparkles! We fought day and night to keep the baddies at bay and the Earth safe. But, one day, our best wasn't good enough. So, we huddled up for a superhero brainstorm and decided to pool our powers for this mega, super-duper save-the-day plan. We kinda goofed. Big time. Instead of saving the day, we accidentally wiped out a quarter of the Milky Way.
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The narration took what could have been slightly annoying characters and made them adorable.
- By TankMuffin on 04-16-25
By: RavensDagger
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The Perfect Run
- The Perfect Run, Book 1
- By: Maxime J. Durand, Void Herald
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 17 hrs and 58 mins
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Ryan "Quicksave" Romano is an eccentric adventurer with a strange power: he can create a save-point in time and redo his life whenever he dies. Arriving in New Rome, the glitzy capital of sin of a rebuilding Europe, he finds the city torn between mega-corporations, sponsored heroes, super-powered criminals, and true monsters. It's a time of chaos, where potions can grant the power to rule the world and dangers lurk everywhere.
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Refreshingly different
- By CDM860 on 11-05-21
By: Maxime J. Durand, and others
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Awakening
- A LitRPG Story (Outworld, Book 1)
- By: Mrdojo
- Narrated by: Joshua Story
- Length: 21 hrs and 48 mins
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What do you desire in exchange for your soul? Everlasting youth? A million dollars? Women? Power? Bored high-schooler Adam Staples wants for nothing. Such an offer could only be a prank, right? Who would have thought that the prankster is a demon in disguise? After selling his soul and turning into a half-demon, Adam finds himself orphaned and dragged into a realm outside of the world he knew. Training under his benefactor and enrolling in a school made for those who were gifted with powers, Adam ventures around the Outworld to hunt down the demon that turned his life inside out....
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Dragonball Z for your ears
- By Norman Lee on 01-02-21
By: Mrdojo
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Death: Genesis: An Isekai LitRPG
- Book 1
- By: Nicholas Searcy
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 14 hrs and 35 mins
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In pursuit of his abusive father’s approval, Zeke Blackwood pushed himself to the very pinnacle of his chosen obsession. Since childhood, all he’d ever wanted to do was play baseball, and through hard work, discipline, and no small degree of talent, his goal of reaching the major leagues was finally in sight. But then a horrific car accident ruined his arm, eliminating any hope of a professional baseball career. Consumed by depression, Zeke gave up on his future, preferring to wallow in self-pity. That is, until an opportunity came along for him to prove his worth.
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a hack and slash litrpg
- By Gabe on 12-04-22
By: Nicholas Searcy
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Tower of Jack
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Sean Loomer
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 15 hrs and 31 mins
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Jack Atlas, self-proclaimed 'World's Best Assassin', had a simple plan: retire in style and marry the girl of his dreams. Then he gets placed in The Tower—a divine deathtrap where gods pit their creations against each other for the ultimate prize: eternal paradise for you and your friends. The catch? If you lose, well, let's just say your chances of finding a decent bar in oblivion are slim.
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Good one
- By CC on 09-27-24
By: Sean Loomer
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Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Beware of Chicken, Book 1
- By: Casualfarmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
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Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body. Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here. Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you’ve got the strength of ten men—though maybe I shouldn’t have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster.
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Fun
- By Julie on 05-26-22
By: Casualfarmer
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Apocalypse Tamer: The Complete Series
- A LitRPG Series Bundle
- By: Maxime J. Durand, Void Herald
- Narrated by: Jack Voraces
- Length: 78 hrs and 39 mins
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Basil Bohen was asleep when the System arrived and the world changed... Dungeons suddenly popped up across the planet, summoning invaders and monsters from alternate realities. Ancient gods slumbering beneath the Earth were woken. And all humans were empowered with Levels and Classes gained by, amongst other things, killing monsters and other humans.
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finally a Christian protagonist!
- By Anonymous User on 10-10-24
By: Maxime J. Durand, and others
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Brightblade (2nd Edition)
- UnderVerse, Book 1
- By: Jez Cajiao
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 21 hrs and 37 mins
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Jax seems like a regular guy, except that he fights creatures from a strange place called the UnderVerse in his sleep, leaving him covered in horrific scars when he wakes up. The mysterious disappearance of his brother five years prior has forced Jax into a holding pattern, with a job he tolerates, a girl he kinda, sorta loves . . . until he's kidnapped and given a stark choice by his asshat of a father: Go to the UnderVerse in reality, travel to the capitol of that ruined realm at the center of reality, and open a portal for the Noble Houses to return home . . .
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Read… don’t listen
- By Kindle Customer on 12-01-22
By: Jez Cajiao
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Kitty Cat Kill Sat
- A Feline Space Adventure
- By: Argus
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 19 hrs and 37 mins
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Civilization has fallen. The solar system is blanketed with the automated weapons of ancient wars, engineered plagues, hazardous waste, rogue AI, monsters from outside our dimension, artificial disasters, and nuclear climate change. Every moment of life on Earth is a brutal fight for survival. The people of Sol carry on, but hope is at a premium. They need something more. Someone with a plan, a savior, a hero. What they get is Lily.
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Amazing sci-fi story (also cat)!
- By C on 06-14-23
By: Argus
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Industrial Strength Magic
- By: Macronomicon
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
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Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain in the most superhero riddled city in the world, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's got no talent for magic, and not a scrap of superpowers to his name. When The System boots and unlocks his powers, it forces him to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother... Maybe there's a way he can do both...
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Childish. Trite. A mediocre YA story
- By Jacob on 08-28-24
By: Macronomicon
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Operation Bounce House
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Length: 15 hrs
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All colonist Oliver Lewis ever wanted to do is run the family ranch with his sister, maybe play a gig or two with his band, and keep his family’s aging fleet of intelligent agriculture bots ticking as long as possible. As a fan of Earth television and culture, he figures it will be a good thing when the transfer gate finally opens all the way and restores instant travel and full communication between Earth and his planet, New Sonora. But there’s a complication.
By: Matt Dinniman
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Time to Play
- Apocalypse Parenting, Book 1
- By: Erin Ampersand
- Narrated by: Laurie Catherine Winkel
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
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A few minutes ago, Meghan Moretti's biggest concern was getting the kids' athletic clothes washed in time for practice this evening. Now, it seems that Earth has been forced into participating in some high-stakes intergalactic reality television. All electrical wiring has been slagged, and most combustibles neutralized. Some kind of evil space rodents are appearing on the front lawn, too.
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just eating no review here.
- By Cory A. Marshall on 04-03-23
By: Erin Ampersand
From Partner to Boss
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Top notch
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Really enjoyed this book
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Somber yet absurdly entertaining
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Obsessed
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Not a standalone. Tyson grows in strength and gathers new friends. The world expands slightly.
Some introspection. Steady pace. Great narrator. Great listen. Please enjoy.
Fun
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Fun
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Great stuff!
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It's Dungeon Crawler Carl.. including some species.. but at the same time totally different and unique.
All amazingly performed by who I can only assume is Mitch Hedburg's brother or college roommate. Maybe Mitch Hedburg reincarnated with a starfish in his chest.
Fantastic
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oh hell yahhh!!!!
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