
BuyMort: Closing Time: How I Crashed the Multiversal Market
Shopocalypse Saga, Book 6
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The showdown has begun...
As the cosmos reels, the precarious balance of BuyMort is on the brink of collapse. The Sleem have fallen, leaving a power vacuum that echoes across the multiverse. New threats loom as the Church initiates a desperate crusade, not just for dominance but for survival.
Facing them? Tyson Dawes, the Windowpuncher, Warlord of Nu-Earth, and CEO of Silken Sands. Meeting the relics of the Church with relics of his own, tricking, baiting, and battling the tremendous power of the Beholders, some say he has gone too far. With his newly claimed territories in the Sleem system, Tyson brokers power with a mastery that reshapes destinies. Yet, as his influence grows, so does the scrutiny and the envy of the multiverse's darkest corners.
With BlueCleave at his side, Tyson must face the most powerful entities in the universe while maintaining a good public image to an increasingly hostile consumer base.
Does he have the morties, will, and talent required to survive?
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
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- Ky St Martin
- 12-19-24
F**king rad
This one brought back the crushing blows and brutality from the earlier books. Highly recommended.
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- 12-13-24
Window Puncher
This is a great series, I hope there is more. I want to know what happens please.
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- Dana B Bradley
- 12-25-24
Such an interesting series
It’s so different from everything else, pretty interested to see where it goes… As always narrator speeds up when it’s exciting and slows down when it’s chill. Love the narration and the story is cool
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- Downie
- 12-01-24
great book
great story one thing I have to say is. this is the most fast-paced book I've ever read at one point I was like please give the narrator a break to breathe. The author could have definitely made two books out of this one but wanted to get straight to the point instead of dragging it out. great job
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- Margaret Ryan
- 12-04-24
I hope this isn't the end of the windowpuncher
solid culmination of events, and a lot of surprises along the way. great character and world, and there's so much potential to go further.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-27-24
Good story one flaw
I have only one major problem, I think that during his fight he would not have listened to full commercial. so we the reader shouldn't have to either
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- swyrlgirl
- 12-08-24
So good!
The commercials are part of the immersion experience. Good as Carl, but different. Can't wait for the next one.
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- The Rogone Family
- 12-17-24
always waiting for the next one
one of my favorite series on audible! the narrator is over the top in all the great ways and the story is entertaining in its own right so the combination is perfect. if you're bored of regular books this will fix that boredom for sure
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- Samuel Wilson
- 11-24-24
what????
WHATTTTTTT???????
SPOILERS:
so im going to be honest, the first half of the book was rough. it was a major jump from the previous books whereas the protagonist just recaps what happens in huge hand sweeping swaths. I understand why this was done, if each scene was fully explored like the other books theres about 2 to 2.5 more books contained in this book. characters really weren't acting like they had in previous books, relationships and dynamics rapidly change, and weird animosity is present between characters that just weren't there before.
the second half of this book is where it shines, and the ending of this book just reset the whole damn saga.
the title was a total red hearing, its a masterpiece once viewed in its entirety, get through it, this one's important.
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- WaywardMind
- 12-16-24
Looking forward to the conclusion.
More of the same, still fun though. Don't agree with all the choices the MC makes.
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