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Dakota Krout
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A new challenge is thrown down. The world’s secret is revealed. All probabilities were wrong.
Nacho had zero intentions to make friends. He certainly had no plans to be put in the unenviable position of being the leader of a guild. But if there’s one thing that he excels at, it certainly isn’t cooking. No, he’s far better at rolling with the punches and making sure the people around him survive. When literal monsters are everywhere, that’s the kind of person you want in charge.
But this world isn’t what he’s been expecting. Things are different. He is different. By succeeding so much, so fast, humanity has unlocked the next stage of the Juxtaposition, years before they’re ready for it. A legendary weapon is up for grabs, and the first guild to grab it will solidify their stranglehold of Kansas City. All Nacho needs to do is find a path to something he’s never heard of before, look for something that shouldn’t exist, and keep his people alive.
Time to hold on tight and chase that dragon.
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Herald Stone always built tank characters in every MMORPG he played. Being immortal—that was his first Goal ever, a simple childhood dream. However, the turbulent realities of life put an end to his gaming days. Years passed, and Herald Stone, now having attained success and stability, was presented with the opportunity to redeem himself...to fulfill his first Goal. Trivial? Childish? Others might think so.
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- Jeffrey Johnson
- 03-19-24
love the story!
great writing and voice actors pair well to an unbelievable performance of this story taking you through the hell scape of AKS.
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- tom j stalcup
- 02-27-24
great narration and a unique twist on apocalypse survival.
I love the pacing and how it blends past and present to form unique characters and interesting worlds mechanics.
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- Xxtonic
- 07-21-24
Lots of puns.
Real good, things really picked up towards the end. Good action, and the plot is interesting.
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- Michael
- 02-07-24
Another masterpiece.
As always Dakota never disappoints. I was skeptical of a litrpg where food was a major element but somehow it works so well.
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- Thomas
- 02-22-24
great narrator and original story
Pretty unique take on a sort of isekai story. Very entertaining and easy to listen to.
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- Jason Hunter
- 03-10-24
I would’ve gone with “Fire Sharters” for those mosquitos
Love having a chill, humor filled story in the genre! Just as good as the first!
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- suzy
- 02-29-24
epic food fights
I loved this book and the series is a part of. I love that it is good based and that it is about a battle chef.
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- Noah Lewis
- 02-14-24
It's not easy to make a sequel that measures up to the original. This one certainly does.
I am very much looking forward to the third installment, if this trend of excellence continues!
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- Brian Layman
- 02-15-24
Sometimes lunch is even better than breakfast.
I liked the second book more than the first, which was mostly world building. Admittedly it is a strange world and the building was by necessity extreme. I liked this one because it had a lot of meat to it. Many things got done that in this genre could possibly have been painfully spread out across 24 books. Some story lines were shut down while others were expanded, leaving a lot of room to expand. Book 3 should be incredible!
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- Ouroboros 9
- 02-24-24
Just buy it, cheese bags!
Corny and entertaining, just what you expect if you’re listening to this tale of the juxtaposition. Another great installment leading to the final confrontation with Arriod and the cross humans.
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