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The War of the Noobs

Noobtown, Book 8

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The War of the Noobs

By: Ryan Rimmel
Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
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The man, the myth, the legend.

Jim, the Mayor of Noobtown, journeys to the depths of Ordinal in search of Jarra before he prepares for war against the Dark Overlord. He is doing his best, but outside forces keep getting in his way. Between playing politics, the increasing difficulty of avoiding the admins, and building an army, does Jim even have time to formulate a plan for victory? Worse, can he deal with the consequences of the impending battle? After all, a war is coming. Not everyone can survive.

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Laugh out loud!

The story was intelligent and ridiculous at the same time. The most amazing word play and parody of cultural icons, TV series and/or movies and stereotypes. The narrator makes the listen with the numerous world and regional accents, enthusiastic delivery and creative expression. I look forward to the next Jim/Noob series!

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Crazy story

Lots of action and well worth the wait. Dont want to spoil it for everyone but yall are in for a treat!

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Loved Book and Series, but…

Loved Book and Series, but… the ending of book 8 really jumped the shark!

Sure, I would have preferred a different ending, but it was all still really great, well written, and fantastically performed. Not sure I have it in me to continue the series after that ending, but it really was an intense cliffhanger, so… not sure, we shall see! Definitely loved this series, and laughed my butt off!!

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Best of the series yet

Shart, badgerlor King of the badgers, and the Falconian Union of Crest And Kingdom 😅. Little naughty and a great edition to the noob tiwn series

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I listen tonanlot, this is my favorite

Love the story, love the narration. Can't recommend enough! This one tugs at the heartstrings more but it's appropriate. The book and the characters are growing up and getting more depth!

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Narration Chapter for Jonathan was hilarious

When I first read this series I was convinced it was gonna be a dirty vice for me, most LitRPG books are not great and I listen to them as a grungy vice to fill my time.

This series has been an incredible surprise, great storytelling and comedy that’s perfectly woven together with both levity and heavy topics. I didn’t even see the chapter name at first for the chapter dedicated to the narrator Jonathan.

This chapter was incredibly funny, it broke the fourth wall in the perfect way. I enjoyed listening to Jonathan weave through the ridiculous and sadistic assortment of different accents. Even before I read the title of the chapter I could tell exactly what you were doing and it was done in such a way that I fell in love with the playful writing style.

You are an amazing writer and I actually felt bad for Jonathan and knowing how long it probably took him to complete that chapter. That sort of playful teasing is the cornerstone of people who are happy in life, I appreciate it more than you know.

Thank you to both you and Jonathan for delivering one of my new favorite series. I can highly appreciate your lack of pop culture/political family guy references I’ve seen in other LitRPGs (it ruins most books for me). Most of your earth references are minor and straight forward. Maybe a bit silly, but again I’ve seen this ruin other series (He Who Fights With Monsters is an example of obscure pop culture references and political commentary ruining a series) even when you do bring up political commentary it’s done in a very “who am I to judge/ what do I know” sort of way. Very well done.

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Same old same old

Same thing you always expect but with a dumb twist that should not have happened in the last 10 minutes

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transformers!

Transformers the 1985 animated movie references! one shall stand, one shall fall. Grimlock destroy devastator. and Do not grieve! It's all amazing!

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Cliffhanger

Love the series and this book was one of the best in it but I do not like cliffhangers. Hopefully the next book will come quickly!

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Noobtown is back

Noobtown is back and it is glorious. So much happened so fast. Jonathan McClain is an all-time narrator and it shows here. I love the references. Shout-out to the Last Starfighter nod

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