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The War of the Noobs

Noobtown, Book 8

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The War of the Noobs

By: Ryan Rimmel
Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
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The man, the myth, the legend.

Jim, the Mayor of Noobtown, journeys to the depths of Ordinal in search of Jarra before he prepares for war against the Dark Overlord. He is doing his best, but outside forces keep getting in his way. Between playing politics, the increasing difficulty of avoiding the admins, and building an army, does Jim even have time to formulate a plan for victory? Worse, can he deal with the consequences of the impending battle? After all, a war is coming. Not everyone can survive.

©2025 Ryan Rimmel (P)2025 Podium Audio Action & Adventure Fantasy Humorous Paranormal Paranormal & Urban Funny Witty War
Humorous Storytelling • Engaging Characters • Lovable Heroes • Satisfying Battle Scenes • Clever Plot Connections
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Noobtown is back and it is glorious. So much happened so fast. Jonathan McClain is an all-time narrator and it shows here. I love the references. Shout-out to the Last Starfighter nod

Noobtown is back

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holy admin alerts. this one is crazy... hold onto your butts, it's a wild ride.

what the hell

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Love the series and this book was one of the best in it but I do not like cliffhangers. Hopefully the next book will come quickly!

Cliffhanger

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I was entertained the entire time, the book is hilarious, the story progressed quickly without lulls, and the ending is amazing. My only regret is that I now have to wait until the next book is released.

Fantastic and hilarious!!

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I'm going to be honest or at least as honest as I think I'm capable of being. I haven't finished reading the book in fact I've only gotten to chapter 6 and I just want to know from the author, who hurt you? and why do you feel the necessity to take it out on your narrator? you poor poor individual. I say individual because after chapter 6 I'm not entirely sure that you even know what you are, but I digress seek therapy. for the Love of All that is good and holy please seek therapy.

a note to the author.

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great job of the author in figuring out a way to kro the sort going.

I thought that would be the end

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Probably one of the best series you can buy into, along with dungeon crawler Carl and defiance of the fall. Some of the character deaths broke my heart though, but that’s just a sign of good writing

Top tier

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War of the Noobs without using War Leader skills? That is just weird and maybe an over-site. I can't believe no one has mentioned it. Especially after hours of War Leader skills explanations in other books. Still enjoyed it, and got my Shart fix on (aka the BIG DOG). I have read the comments about folks not liking the ending, Or the author breaking the 4th wall. Shart has been breaking the 4th wall for a while now with his comments about books, and endings are always difficult to appease the masses. It is the non use of War Leader skills in a war that bothered me. There were other inconsistencies but I will let those slide. I will still listen to the next book.

What Happened? Spoilers!

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Enjoyable conclusion to a long campaign. I laughed and groaned, so all together what I expected from this enjoyable series.

Fun ending?

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Spoilers below. if you want tonruin it keep reading. I'm sure I'll disappoint you with my "spoiler".

Johnathan a man of many voices! Outstanding work as usual. I'm sure For Johnathan was easy work for you. I dare Ryan to give you a real challenge. (this paragrapgh should be read in Sir Daltons voice).

The end....but wait, there's more!
I was all set for it to be over. I was ready for it to be done! I was taken by surprise and I'm excited for the next book. The continuation of the Mayor and his trusty companions to defeat darkness and evil wherever it may arise and in what ever form it may take! Most especially if Shart is used i n creative ways to vanquish their foes. like when he was used to to sequester Bashara.

And maybe...just maybe Jim will learn to stop being a complete prud! A little time in a gimp suit would do him some good.

The end....

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